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BALLADEER:
Welcome to Hazzard County.
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A little corner of the world where
everyone knows everyone else...
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...and people are never too busy
to stop and say howdy.
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Shoot, some folks even say this is
where the apple pie was invented.
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Yep, basically everything down here
moves a little bit slower...
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...unless, of course,
your last name is Duke.
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[CHEERING]
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Man, the General's in good shape.
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Bo, it's happy hour at The Boar's Nest,
and we still got two deliveries to make.
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It's all one big happy hour, Luke.
Besides, we're taking a shortcut.
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[WHOOPING]
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LAURIE:
Hi, Luke.
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-I got this one.
-You sure that's a good idea, cuz?
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It's a great idea. Come on.
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[LUKE SPEAKS SPANISH]
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Hey, Laurie.
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-You here to make your delivery?
-Well, I was hoping to.
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Luke, remember last time.
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Don't worry about it, cuz.
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It's okay, Bo. Pa ain't here.
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See, Bo? Pa ain't here.
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LAURIE: Hi.
LUKE: Hi.
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Play hard to get, little buddy.
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Listen and learn, General.
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MAN [ON STEREO]: And now,
side two of the Al Unser, Jr. story:
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No Questions, Only Unsers,
as read by Laurence Fishburne.
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FISHBURNE [ON STEREO]:
"I'm too old for this shit."
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That's what I was thinking
as I turned into the final lap...
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...running fourth at Talladega.
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But then it hit me.
Life is like a racetrack.
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You gotta keep going
round and round.
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-That is so true.
-Sure, sometimes you crash and burn.
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But if you don't make the turn,
you ain't never gonna learn.
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So I gripped the wheel tighter,
checked my gauges and made my move.
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Make my move. Give you my move.
Make it, mother--
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[POUNDING ON WINDOW]
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-Jesus Christ!
-Howdy, Bo.
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Hey, Mr. Pullman.
I nearly shit myself.
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-How you doing, sir?
-Oh, I'm fine.
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You ready for that big
Hazzard Rally this weekend?
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Yeah, I got him all tuned up.
Right, General?
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How many times
you won that, anyway?
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-Four in a row, sir.
-Four in a row.
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That's good. Billy Prickett won it four in
a row, and look what he's doing today.
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-Hey, you been hunting?
PULLMAN: Yes, sir.
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Yeah, I been using
those new whammy shells.
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They scatter less for when you really
wanna blow a hole in something.
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-Cool. Guns.
-Yeah.
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Are you delivering
all by yourself today?
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BO:
Oh, no. I never travel alone, sir.
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I like to think I travel
with the man upstairs.
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You know, Jesus.
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You know, I like that attitude.
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I'm gonna look around
and find a boy like you...
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...to date my daughter,
Laurie, pretty soon.
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Because she's getting curious
about boys, you know.
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BO:
Yeah.
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Oh, you're talking about sex, right?
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I just wanna keep that
sorry cousin of yours away from her.
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The way he looks at her galls me.
You know what I mean?
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[GUNSHOT]
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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JIMMY: You get back here
right now, you son of a bitch.
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Get back here.
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Luke! Luke!
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JIMMY: Why
you running, you chickenshit?
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Goddamn Dukes.
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You get the hell off my sister.
Ahh!
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LAURIE: Jimmy!
-Oh, shit.
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PULLMAN: Damn you, Luke!
You get back in the house!
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-Go, Bo, go!
-Luke, wait!
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PULLMAN: Put on a shirt!
-Come on, come on, come on.
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I forgot about the brother. Go!
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So happy hour?
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-You're gonna get us shot someday.
-Not today.
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Not with you driving the getaway car.
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-So how was it?
-It's never bad.
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JIMMY:
Yee-haw!
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[GUNSHOT]
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Son of a bitch.
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Here, load up with these
whammy shells.
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They'll blow a hole through
an elephant's ass.
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JIMMY:
Look out.
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[GUNSHOT]
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Oh, goddamn it!
You're gonna replace that.
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-What's he using?
-You don't wanna know.
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Dadgum it,
you just assassinated a tree.
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Got a big kick to it.
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Don't you worry. They can't touch
the General. Come on, boy.
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You missed, Jimmy!
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Can't you shoot straight? Don't point
that thing at me, you chucklehead.
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JIMMY: Don't call me a chucklehead.
I ain't a chucklehead.
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PULLMAN:
Hey! Get that gun out of the wheel!
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[GUN COCKS]
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What are you doing? Hey.
Hey. What the hell?
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-Goddamn it.
JIMMY: I'm sorry, Daddy.
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Let's go after them.
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-Bo, did you see that sign?
-I can read!
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This is how you planned
on losing them?
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You ain't scared, are you?
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Scared? Hell, no. I just don't
wanna hear it from Uncle Jesse...
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...when you break his bottles of shine.
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I bet you the old phone book
I don't break a bottle.
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Phone book it is.
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Daddy, you get me close,
and I'll put a bullet in this son of a bitch.
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[GRUNTS]
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Goddamn it, Jimmy!
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Who says I can't shoot? Daddy? Daddy!
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[CHEERING]
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BOTH:
Yee-haw!
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BALLADEER:
Bo and Luke Duke.
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Cousins closer than brothers.
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Both big-hearted, strong-willed...
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...and restless as a couple of cats
thrown into a swimming hole.
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[LAUGHING]
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[HORN HONKING]
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Nice driving, cuz.
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What?
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-I won the bet, you son of a bitch.
-Oh, come on.
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I didn't break any bottles,
so I won the bet.
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[GROANS]
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LUKE: I was just joking about the bet.
BO: Oh, you were joking?
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LUKE: Yeah.
-Still getting the phone book, though.
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LUKE: Come on, double or nothing.
-Nope. Time to pay your debt, buddy.
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Which side you want,
right side or left?
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Right.
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Did I hear one of your teeth break?
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I don't remember the Hazzard
phone book being that thick.
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This is Atlanta.
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[LUKE LAUGHING]
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BO: Bet was over. I can't believe that
happened. I mean, the bet was over.
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-What are you doing?
-Where you want it?
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-Oh, man.
-Where you want it?
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Left.
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That was a good one.
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[GRUNTS]
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Right in the ball sack. God.
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In case of dehydration.
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That'll put lead in your pencil.
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BO: Man, I'm already tired of walking.
-You could use a little exercise.
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Them jeans of yours
look tighter than Daisy's.
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BO: Oh, yeah? I bet you a cold beer
I could beat you to The Boar's Nest.
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LUKE:
That's five miles.
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LUKE:
I'm coming! I'm coming!
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Face!
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[LAUGHS]
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He came back.
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What's Billy Prickett doing here?
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Well, it looks like he's here
for the race.
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Man, those tires alone are worth
more than the General Lee.
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My, oh, my. Look at that.
Billy Prickett's car, huh?
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What's new
in law enforcement, Enos?
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-They make you lieutenant yet?
-Hell, you know that'll never happen.
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Maybe one of these days you'll
wise up and come work for us.
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We could use a man like you.
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I don't know. I don't think it's a good
time to be in the moonshine business.
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Moonshine business?
We ain't in the moonshining business.
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But if someone were in the moonshining
business, why would it be a bad time?
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Now, Luke, you know I can't say
anything. Boss Hogg'll tan my hide.
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He spanks you?
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Hey, Dil, what do you want?
We just ordered.
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By the looks of this place,
I'll take two bottles of Pepto...
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...and a shot of penicillin, right?
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[LAUGHING]
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[COINS JINGLING]
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Jesus, mother of Mary.
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Look away, man.
Trust me, look away.
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Don't worry about it.
I won't hurt her.
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There ain't nobody in this bar
concerned about you hurting her.
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DIL:
All right, all right.
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Y'all ready to order?
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You better be reading
my nametag, friend.
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I am, I am. I noticed
your initials were double D.
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[LAUGHING]
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-Oh, sweet Jesus.
-I'll give you one more chance.
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You wanna order, or you wanna sit
around and make stupid jokes?
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Ain't gotta get fussy.
We're having a good time.
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I'll tell you what, I'll order.
We don't want no problems.
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Let's see...
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Do those legs come over easy?
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Oh, my God.
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-How about the special, sir?
BILLY: Dil Driscoll!
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You stop bothering that nice girl
and pick on somebody your own size.
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MAN 1: Billy Prickett.
MAN 2: Hey, it's Billy Prickett!
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MAN 3: Welcome home, boy.
-You old mule.
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MAN 4:
Hey.
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Why don't you cool off, Dil?
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MAN 3: Come on, boy.
Let's get out of here.
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My, my, my.
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Holy hell, Luke. There he is, right there.
That's Billy Prickett.
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Should I buy him a drink?
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Maybe you should buy him
flowers and chocolates.
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Give me a Miller.
Make it a Löwenbräu.
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How you doing?
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Hey, Billy Prickett.
Welcome back to Hazzard.
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Oh.
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See, boys, I told you all the
waitresses in this place was dog ugly.
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[LAUGHING]
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-Man.
-I'm only fooling with you.
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Fellas, this is Bo Duke.
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Bo is looking to break my Hazzard Rally
record. What is it now, four in a row?
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Yeah, well...
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All streaks must come to an end, Bo.
I'm calling this one "the drive for five."
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-Well, I'm looking forward to the race.
-Hey, Dil!
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This is the boy
who's trying to break my record.
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Oh, really? I'm Dil Driscoll, crew chief.
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-Bo-Bo, have a seat.
BO: Really?
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So, Billy, what's it like
being in the circuit?
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-Well--
WOMAN: Hey, Billy, join me for a drink?
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Oh, well, you sweet little thing.
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Fellas, I'm awfully thirsty
all of a sudden.
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Bo-Bo, may the best man win.
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DAISY:
John, another round!
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So, Bo, what's the story
on that little pistol over there?
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Because she gave me a ride earlier.
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Well, actually, she's my cousin.
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Oh, really? You hitting that?
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-She's my cousin.
-Hopefully you're kissing cousins, right?
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-Come again?
-Son, all I'm really trying to ask you...
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...is if you shuck her corn.
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BALLADEER:
Now, there are certain things...
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...you just don't say to
a Duke about another Duke.
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I'll shuck your corn!
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Excuse me a second.
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DIL:
Pick him up! Pick him up!
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Hey, hey. Can I get in on this?
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MAN 1: Yeah.
MAN 2: Sure.
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Oh, buddy.
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MAN:
Here we go.
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MAN:
Fifty bucks on the Dukes!
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BO: That makes two, Luke!
DAISY: Attaboy!
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[CHEERING]
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Hey, Billy Prickett!
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Careful, Bo-Bo.
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Don't hit him. That's A.J. Foyt!
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00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:20,599
-Really?
-The fourth!
237
00:15:26,799 --> 00:15:28,319
[SCREAMING]
238
00:15:47,359 --> 00:15:50,159
-Hey, can I hit this guy?
-Kill them all!
239
00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:55,399
-The ribs are greasy.
-The beans are cold.
240
00:15:57,959 --> 00:15:59,079
[GUNSHOT]
241
00:16:00,039 --> 00:16:01,439
[BO CHEERS]
242
00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:03,079
[THUD]
243
00:16:03,359 --> 00:16:06,479
BALLADEER:
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.
244
00:16:06,679 --> 00:16:10,319
Closest thing to law enforcement
in Hazzard County.
245
00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:14,479
Rosco's been after the Duke boys
since they started walking.
246
00:16:14,679 --> 00:16:17,279
Of course, some people say
the boys' first steps...
247
00:16:17,479 --> 00:16:21,879
...landed right on the sheriff's
last nerve.
248
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:39,239
Dukes. Just once you two
ought to try leaving a place...
249
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,199
...in better shape
than it was when you walked in.
250
00:16:42,359 --> 00:16:47,199
Oh, I think your boss can afford
to replace a few broken beer mugs.
251
00:16:47,359 --> 00:16:50,319
I heard there was
a little incident earlier...
252
00:16:50,519 --> 00:16:55,719
...concerning a certain crappy
orange hot rod out at the Miller farm.
253
00:16:56,119 --> 00:16:58,759
Y'all really upset some
of them construction boys.
254
00:16:58,999 --> 00:17:02,879
When I got there, they were not being
gentle with your beloved piece of crap.
255
00:17:04,159 --> 00:17:06,319
What'd you do, Rosco?
256
00:17:06,519 --> 00:17:10,479
I can't say she's gonna be in real good
racing shape for the rally this weekend.
257
00:17:15,919 --> 00:17:18,079
You watch yourself, hillbilly boy.
258
00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:22,519
Come on, boys. My shift's over.
I'll take you over to Cooter's.
259
00:17:22,679 --> 00:17:23,759
Come on.
260
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,679
[LAUGHING]
261
00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:50,439
BALLADEER:
Jefferson Davis Hogg...
262
00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:53,879
...the meanest man
in Hazzard County.
263
00:17:54,079 --> 00:17:58,679
He's canny as a fox,
tough as a badger...
264
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:03,319
...and crooked as a hillbilly's smile.
265
00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:07,079
Well, Rosco.
266
00:18:09,639 --> 00:18:13,599
I see you have redecorated.
267
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,799
Interesting style. What do you call it?
268
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:20,599
-Well, sir, the Dukes--
-The Dukes.
269
00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:22,879
I had a feeling.
270
00:18:28,639 --> 00:18:32,319
I've got some important things
happening here this weekend.
271
00:18:32,519 --> 00:18:36,159
-Yes, sir.
-Are you gonna take care of the Dukes...
272
00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:39,799
...or am I gonna have to make
other plans?
273
00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:42,759
I'm on top of it, Boss.
274
00:18:42,919 --> 00:18:45,439
That's what I'm afraid of.
275
00:18:48,519 --> 00:18:50,079
COOTER: You ready?
-Is it bad?
276
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,039
Not good.
277
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:58,879
Hell, this is worse than the time
you sunk it in the Tipton Swamp.
278
00:19:02,159 --> 00:19:04,359
Mostly cosmetic damage,
right, Cooter?
279
00:19:06,039 --> 00:19:07,519
-Mostly.
-Yeah.
280
00:19:07,759 --> 00:19:12,319
-He's gonna be ready for the race, right?
-Race? Come on, Bo.
281
00:19:12,479 --> 00:19:14,959
I mean, the General doesn't race.
282
00:19:15,159 --> 00:19:17,679
The General erases the competition.
283
00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:18,999
[WHISTLES]
284
00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:23,959
[WHIMPERS]
285
00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:38,319
Who does this?
286
00:19:40,919 --> 00:19:45,359
It would make a nice hat or a slipper.
287
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:49,079
You know what? Just leave the General
here with me. I'll see if I can fix--
288
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:52,799
I'll have it up running in no time.
Meanwhile, you boys take my truck.
289
00:19:54,199 --> 00:19:55,879
What if you need to tow somebody?
290
00:19:56,079 --> 00:19:59,679
If I can't "toe" them, I'll finger them.
You know what I'm saying?
291
00:20:04,559 --> 00:20:10,519
Close one. Even shell-shocked,
he's a better driver than you are.
292
00:20:10,679 --> 00:20:12,679
DAISY: Thanks, Cooter.
-Yeah.
293
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:14,839
[RATTLING]
294
00:20:17,239 --> 00:20:18,799
Chin up.
295
00:20:20,599 --> 00:20:21,679
Oh!
296
00:20:21,839 --> 00:20:23,119
[FLIES BUZZING]
297
00:20:24,439 --> 00:20:26,519
JESSE:
Daisy?
298
00:20:26,679 --> 00:20:28,799
BALLADEER:
Jesse L. Duke.
299
00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:31,759
-Uncle Jesse to you.
-Daisy.
300
00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:34,919
BALLADEER: Now, Jesse's
been two places in his life:
301
00:20:35,079 --> 00:20:37,359
Hazzard County and Korea.
302
00:20:37,519 --> 00:20:39,919
-Daisy?
DAISY: I'm in here.
303
00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:42,279
BALLADEER: As far as he's concerned--
-Where are you?
304
00:20:42,439 --> 00:20:43,759
DAISY:
I'm in the shower.
305
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:45,479
BALLADEER:
--that's one place too many.
306
00:20:45,639 --> 00:20:47,359
Ready or not, here I come.
307
00:20:55,479 --> 00:20:58,639
-How's it looking, good-looking?
-Well, I fixed the vapor coils...
308
00:20:58,839 --> 00:21:02,279
...but the boiler's still slow.
You been running this around the clock?
309
00:21:02,479 --> 00:21:06,079
Them boys break more bottles than
they deliver. Eight cases this month.
310
00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:09,279
Wonder where in the hell
they are, anyway.
311
00:21:11,239 --> 00:21:13,279
LUKE:
It'll make you feel lots better.
312
00:21:15,879 --> 00:21:19,119
-Light the son of a bitch.
-All right.
313
00:21:22,519 --> 00:21:23,919
[LUKE LAUGHING]
314
00:21:24,079 --> 00:21:26,159
I feel good.
315
00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:29,079
All right, y'all, knock off
the grab-assing over there.
316
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,319
What's going on, Uncle Jesse?
317
00:21:31,479 --> 00:21:34,679
Guy come out of an antique shop
carrying a big grandfather's clock.
318
00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:36,839
Bumped into this drunk,
broke the clock.
319
00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:39,159
Guy said, "Why don't you watch
where you're going."
320
00:21:39,319 --> 00:21:42,199
The drunk says, "Why don't you carry
a wristwatch like everybody else."
321
00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:43,919
[LAUGHING]
322
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:46,439
Know what happens
when you give a politician Viagra?
323
00:21:46,879 --> 00:21:48,439
-No.
-He gets taller.
324
00:21:49,679 --> 00:21:51,439
Here's another one for you.
325
00:21:51,639 --> 00:21:54,679
How many Dukes does it take
to screw up a moonshine delivery?
326
00:21:54,959 --> 00:21:56,999
Oh, yes, sorry about that,
Uncle Jesse. We--
327
00:21:57,199 --> 00:21:58,279
[EXPLOSION]
328
00:21:58,439 --> 00:21:59,519
Whoa!
329
00:21:59,679 --> 00:22:01,239
[SHOUTING GIBBERISH]
330
00:22:04,399 --> 00:22:05,679
LUKE:
Is that Rosco?
331
00:22:05,999 --> 00:22:08,759
Wonder what
that fat sack of shit wants.
332
00:22:09,479 --> 00:22:10,959
Come on.
333
00:22:12,479 --> 00:22:14,359
ROSCO: We can skip
the "Hi, how are you's."
334
00:22:14,519 --> 00:22:16,759
I'm here on official police business.
335
00:22:16,959 --> 00:22:19,079
DEPUTY:
Right here, sheriff.
336
00:22:21,999 --> 00:22:23,839
Oh, that's horseshit.
You planted that.
337
00:22:28,839 --> 00:22:32,799
"By the power vested in me
by the County of Hazzard, Georgia...
338
00:22:32,999 --> 00:22:35,039
...I hereby seize this property...
339
00:22:35,239 --> 00:22:38,799
...for the crime of producing
and distributing moonshine."
340
00:22:40,239 --> 00:22:43,039
Now, Jesse,
we can do this the easy way...
341
00:22:43,199 --> 00:22:45,359
...or, of course...
342
00:22:47,719 --> 00:22:49,199
...there's that other way.
343
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:52,319
-Let's try the that other way first.
DAISY: Now, hold on. Wait.
344
00:22:52,519 --> 00:22:54,959
Only way I'm leaving this farm
is in a wooden box.
345
00:22:55,159 --> 00:22:57,039
BOSS:
Well...
346
00:22:58,039 --> 00:23:00,359
Hi, Dukes.
347
00:23:02,239 --> 00:23:03,719
Hi.
348
00:23:04,919 --> 00:23:06,239
Well, now.
349
00:23:07,239 --> 00:23:08,759
Lookie there.
350
00:23:09,439 --> 00:23:14,079
Moonshining.
What a shame, what a shame.
351
00:23:14,239 --> 00:23:17,439
-That ain't ours, Boss.
-Really?
352
00:23:17,599 --> 00:23:19,919
You're out of here.
353
00:23:20,079 --> 00:23:22,319
This land ain't yours anymore.
354
00:23:22,519 --> 00:23:24,559
You're gonna have to
live somewhere else...
355
00:23:24,719 --> 00:23:27,399
...and you're never gonna moonshine--
JESSE: Why, you prick!
356
00:23:27,559 --> 00:23:32,679
Watch out. I got my dog here,
and I ain't fed him, and he's real hungry.
357
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:36,279
Easy, Jesse. Not now.
358
00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:42,799
You boys done started a fight
you can't win.
359
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:53,479
Well, you have my sympathy.
Y'all take care, now.
360
00:23:58,879 --> 00:24:01,679
-Should've busted a cap in his ass.
-Hell, yeah.
361
00:24:01,839 --> 00:24:03,959
Hey, easy now, boys.
362
00:24:04,159 --> 00:24:07,159
Thanks for taking us in, Pauline.
We really appreciate it.
363
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:09,159
Oh, honey, it is my pleasure.
364
00:24:09,319 --> 00:24:13,319
I left three toes in Korea for this country,
and this is the thanks I get.
365
00:24:13,479 --> 00:24:15,999
I don't understand how they
could just take your farm.
366
00:24:16,199 --> 00:24:18,079
They planted a still in our barn.
367
00:24:18,319 --> 00:24:22,999
They planted a still? Now,
why would they need to plant a still?
368
00:24:23,159 --> 00:24:26,199
Because they're too damn dumb
to find our real one.
369
00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:30,119
I was waiting on old Bill Miller
up at the truck stop last night.
370
00:24:30,319 --> 00:24:34,599
He said Boss' men seized his land
for some trumped-up charge too.
371
00:24:34,999 --> 00:24:38,959
Maybe it's got to do with all that
construction equipment at the Millers'.
372
00:24:39,159 --> 00:24:41,559
You wanna go up there
and take a second look?
373
00:24:41,759 --> 00:24:43,679
Oh, I don't know, boys.
374
00:24:43,839 --> 00:24:45,359
Oh, now, Pauline.
375
00:24:47,599 --> 00:24:50,599
Don't worry, Uncle Jesse.
We're gonna take care of it.
376
00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:53,359
You know what's gonna happen,
don't you?
377
00:24:53,519 --> 00:24:56,559
Those two are gonna get themselves
in trouble, end up in jail...
378
00:24:56,719 --> 00:24:59,239
...and I'm gonna have to
shake my ass to get them out.
379
00:24:59,439 --> 00:25:01,559
JESSE:
That's why we love you, honey.
380
00:25:05,719 --> 00:25:09,279
COOTER: Oh, goddamn it.
ROSCO: Well, well, well.
381
00:25:10,639 --> 00:25:12,759
What the hell
do you think you're doing?
382
00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:15,559
What's it look like?
I'm building a doomsday machine...
383
00:25:15,759 --> 00:25:18,159
...gonna aim it right up
your heinie hole.
384
00:25:18,399 --> 00:25:20,599
You stupid enough to think
you can fix this?
385
00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:23,199
-I'm fixing to fix it.
-Oh, you fixing to fix it.
386
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,279
You couldn't fix an election
if your brother was the governor.
387
00:25:26,599 --> 00:25:28,599
What do you want, Rosco?
388
00:25:28,759 --> 00:25:33,879
This here vehicle, it was used in the
illegal transportation of moonshine.
389
00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:35,639
Boss wants it impounded.
390
00:25:35,799 --> 00:25:38,639
It ain't running right now,
and my tow truck ain't here...
391
00:25:38,799 --> 00:25:40,719
...so unless you stick it up your ass--
392
00:25:40,919 --> 00:25:43,439
Hey, one way or another,
grease monkey...
393
00:25:43,599 --> 00:25:46,599
...tomorrow I'm auctioning off
this hunk of junk.
394
00:25:46,759 --> 00:25:49,199
So y'all have a good night, now, okay?
395
00:25:52,439 --> 00:25:56,599
I got two words for you:
soap and water.
396
00:25:57,959 --> 00:26:00,119
That's three words.
397
00:26:00,279 --> 00:26:02,079
Stupid.
398
00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:10,999
Hey, man, this is Cooter.
399
00:26:11,199 --> 00:26:14,679
Round up the fellas.
I got a job for them.
400
00:26:18,599 --> 00:26:20,759
Lot of equipment there
for an abandoned farm.
401
00:26:20,999 --> 00:26:24,439
LUKE: Yeah, and that fence
went up pretty quick too, huh?
402
00:26:24,839 --> 00:26:27,839
-Let's go ditch the truck.
-All right.
403
00:26:34,959 --> 00:26:36,239
[GRUNTING]
404
00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:42,359
[FABRIC RIPPING]
405
00:26:46,319 --> 00:26:47,639
[THUD]
406
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:56,039
LUKE: Well, ain't that cute,
a man taking his pig for a walk.
407
00:27:01,039 --> 00:27:02,479
Come on.
408
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,879
What now?
409
00:27:19,319 --> 00:27:21,319
Lookie here, Bo.
410
00:27:22,759 --> 00:27:26,559
He's got our farm marked, right next
to the Millers' and the Robinsons'.
411
00:27:27,879 --> 00:27:31,079
What the hell does he want
with all this land?
412
00:27:31,279 --> 00:27:33,359
I don't know.
413
00:27:34,599 --> 00:27:38,559
But I tell you what,
if I was incriminating information...
414
00:27:38,719 --> 00:27:41,879
...I'd be hiding in that big,
huge son of a bitch.
415
00:27:42,279 --> 00:27:45,439
-How are we supposed to open that?
BALLADEER: I don't know about you...
416
00:27:45,599 --> 00:27:48,359
...but I'd sure hate to be
that safe right now.
417
00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:50,239
BO AND LUKE:
Yeah!
418
00:27:56,879 --> 00:27:58,119
[CHEERING]
419
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:07,119
Holy shit.
420
00:28:17,879 --> 00:28:19,719
Hope they got e-mail.
421
00:28:32,599 --> 00:28:34,479
Oh, dear.
422
00:28:45,119 --> 00:28:47,079
BO:
What the hell?
423
00:28:50,999 --> 00:28:52,439
LUKE:
It's stuck on a pole.
424
00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:55,359
I'll check it.
425
00:28:58,919 --> 00:29:00,879
[AIR SUPPLY'S "ALL OUT
OF LOVE" PLAYS ON RADIO]
426
00:29:08,159 --> 00:29:11,159
-Give it some gas!
-Okay!
427
00:29:11,319 --> 00:29:13,119
[ENGINE REVVING]
428
00:29:17,439 --> 00:29:21,639
LUKE: Hey, give it a little more gas!
-Okay!
429
00:29:21,799 --> 00:29:25,039
-Hey, Bo, hold up!
-Okay!
430
00:29:25,399 --> 00:29:27,159
Hey! No, Bo! No!
431
00:29:27,319 --> 00:29:29,159
Okay!
432
00:29:29,399 --> 00:29:31,119
[LUKE SCREAMING]
433
00:29:31,319 --> 00:29:33,959
-Yeah!
-Bo!
434
00:29:35,719 --> 00:29:38,519
-No, Bo!
-Sorry, cuz.
435
00:29:38,679 --> 00:29:40,519
You'd do the same thing to me.
436
00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:42,519
Bo!
437
00:29:42,999 --> 00:29:44,479
[SCREAMING]
438
00:29:48,479 --> 00:29:50,439
Bo, damn it!
439
00:29:51,719 --> 00:29:53,639
Hold on, little buddy!
440
00:29:57,839 --> 00:29:59,199
Oh, shit!
441
00:29:59,359 --> 00:30:00,999
[HORN HONKING]
442
00:30:06,999 --> 00:30:08,479
Bo, you son of a--
443
00:30:12,879 --> 00:30:14,239
[GROANING]
444
00:30:28,399 --> 00:30:32,439
I said, no, Bo. No!
445
00:30:33,079 --> 00:30:34,479
Oh.
446
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:38,279
I thought you said, "Go, Bo. Go."
447
00:30:38,479 --> 00:30:40,399
You see how that sounds kind of...?
448
00:30:44,279 --> 00:30:47,439
Hey, you know what?
Sheev lives near here.
449
00:30:47,599 --> 00:30:49,719
Maybe he can help us
open this thing up, huh?
450
00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,399
Yeah.
451
00:30:53,919 --> 00:30:56,519
Okay. We'll go to Sheev's.
452
00:31:05,479 --> 00:31:08,759
Rosco, this here's Chip.
453
00:31:08,919 --> 00:31:11,199
You might wanna call Hogg...
454
00:31:11,359 --> 00:31:16,119
...and tell him them two fellers,
they made off with his safe.
455
00:31:16,319 --> 00:31:19,439
And I might need a ride too.
456
00:31:24,439 --> 00:31:27,399
Boss, what kind of mood you in?
457
00:31:27,599 --> 00:31:30,799
I'm in a crawfish-boiling mood.
458
00:31:31,839 --> 00:31:36,279
Well, it seems that the Duke boys...
459
00:31:36,439 --> 00:31:38,919
...have stolen your safe.
460
00:31:43,919 --> 00:31:47,239
I am officially upgrading the Dukes...
461
00:31:47,399 --> 00:31:52,159
...from "fly in my ointment"
to "thorn in my side."
462
00:31:52,359 --> 00:31:56,959
And if they happen to elevate
themselves to "pain in my ass"...
463
00:31:57,119 --> 00:32:02,159
...then I'm gonna boil you. Got it?
464
00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:04,639
-Yes, sir.
-Now...
465
00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:08,799
...I want you to find the Dukes
and lock them up.
466
00:32:08,999 --> 00:32:13,439
Oh, and bring me my damn safe back.
467
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:15,359
Yes, sir.
468
00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:21,559
Flash.
469
00:32:24,879 --> 00:32:26,199
[SIREN WAILS]
470
00:32:30,999 --> 00:32:32,559
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV]
471
00:32:33,959 --> 00:32:35,559
ROSCO:
Evening, Sheev.
472
00:32:38,119 --> 00:32:39,719
Sheev.
473
00:32:48,519 --> 00:32:52,319
I'm looking for them Duke boys.
You seen them?
474
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:57,719
They was last seen
heading up this road here.
475
00:32:59,599 --> 00:33:03,119
You still got them CIA mind probes
stuck in your head, boy?
476
00:33:03,359 --> 00:33:05,879
Far as I know.
477
00:33:06,039 --> 00:33:09,039
Good.
Keep your little antennae up there...
478
00:33:09,199 --> 00:33:12,799
...in case you see the Dukes,
you let me know, you hear?
479
00:33:12,999 --> 00:33:14,599
Yeah.
480
00:33:17,559 --> 00:33:19,879
Stinks out here, you know that?
481
00:33:28,559 --> 00:33:30,319
[WHISTLES]
482
00:33:32,159 --> 00:33:34,119
-Is he gone, Sheev?
-He's gone.
483
00:33:43,159 --> 00:33:45,639
-Prickett, Prickett.
BILLY [ON TV]: It means a lot to me...
484
00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:47,959
...to be invited here
back to my hometown.
485
00:33:48,159 --> 00:33:50,279
I hope to remind
the good people of Hazzard...
486
00:33:50,479 --> 00:33:54,239
-... what it feels like to be proud again.
PEOPLE [ON TV]: We love you, Billy!
487
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:58,519
And I hope to remind the good people
of Hazzard to come out to the rally...
488
00:33:58,719 --> 00:34:01,199
...and cheer their favorite son,
Billy Prickett!
489
00:34:01,399 --> 00:34:03,039
[PEOPLE CHEERING ON TV]
490
00:34:03,599 --> 00:34:06,199
And I'm declaring today
Billy Prickett Day.
491
00:34:08,039 --> 00:34:10,319
You're too kind.
I just hope, come Saturday...
492
00:34:10,479 --> 00:34:13,039
...I'm not too hazardous on the roads.
493
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:14,319
[LAUGHS]
494
00:34:14,479 --> 00:34:16,319
"Hazardous on the roads."
495
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:19,239
-This one's for you!
-This is Tammy Arinder...
496
00:34:19,439 --> 00:34:21,879
...at the parade, for WCNU News.
497
00:34:22,079 --> 00:34:24,239
Seeing Billy Prickett race in person?
498
00:34:24,399 --> 00:34:27,119
That might be worth
putting my pants on for.
499
00:34:27,279 --> 00:34:30,279
-Bo, you racing on Saturday?
-I'm planning on it.
500
00:34:30,519 --> 00:34:32,679
What's the prize for second place?
501
00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:36,159
Gonna be good.
Tough one, good luck.
502
00:34:36,359 --> 00:34:38,999
It's a little weird
he's coming back here to race.
503
00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:43,279
Life's weird, Luke. Someday
you're gonna have to accept that.
504
00:34:46,279 --> 00:34:49,599
Well, okay.
Let's take a look at that lockbox.
505
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,719
Oh, yeah. Liberty 400.
506
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,199
High-density,
9200-psi composite material.
507
00:34:57,359 --> 00:34:59,679
Two-inch chrome bolts,
vertical and horizontal.
508
00:34:59,879 --> 00:35:03,679
And a spring-loaded, independent
relocking device, with a foreign body.
509
00:35:03,839 --> 00:35:07,199
-She's a beauty.
-Can you crack it?
510
00:35:07,359 --> 00:35:09,359
I'm gonna do more than crack it.
511
00:35:09,519 --> 00:35:10,679
[ANIMAL SQUEALING]
512
00:35:10,839 --> 00:35:12,999
Goddamn it.
513
00:35:17,559 --> 00:35:21,679
Armadillo. They've been infiltrating
my perimeter all summer.
514
00:35:21,839 --> 00:35:25,319
-The hell you do with them?
-I make helmets.
515
00:35:25,479 --> 00:35:29,359
Armadillo helmets can block
even the best brain-wave scanners.
516
00:35:29,519 --> 00:35:31,679
Make a pretty good soup bowl too.
517
00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:34,679
So okay. I'm gonna
go to work on this thing.
518
00:35:34,879 --> 00:35:38,719
While I do, would you be a dear, Bo,
and go grab me that armadillo?
519
00:35:41,799 --> 00:35:43,639
Thanks.
520
00:35:45,039 --> 00:35:46,359
BO:
Man, he looks pissed off.
521
00:35:46,559 --> 00:35:47,879
[GUNSHOT]
522
00:35:49,039 --> 00:35:52,279
Come on, y'all! That was a good one.
523
00:35:52,679 --> 00:35:55,399
All right, maybe you could
take it off now.
524
00:35:55,839 --> 00:35:58,479
Got a real nice deal on this stuff.
Government issue.
525
00:35:58,639 --> 00:36:02,199
Only expired about six months ago,
so should have a real nice pop.
526
00:36:03,199 --> 00:36:05,799
Yeah! Cooter's got
the General running.
527
00:36:06,439 --> 00:36:09,719
-Might be able to race on Saturday.
-Really?
528
00:36:09,919 --> 00:36:13,079
We gotta get it out of there tonight.
Rosco wants to impound it.
529
00:36:13,319 --> 00:36:15,319
SHEEV:
Watch your ass, fellas.
530
00:36:21,959 --> 00:36:24,399
LUKE: This is the fastest-burning
fuse you got, Sheev?
531
00:36:24,559 --> 00:36:26,319
SHEEV:
It's a Chinese fuse.
532
00:36:35,199 --> 00:36:36,319
[POPS]
533
00:36:38,039 --> 00:36:39,079
Hmm.
534
00:36:39,279 --> 00:36:41,519
-Might be a wet fuse.
-Well, should we check it?
535
00:36:41,679 --> 00:36:44,519
Depends if you like how your face
is configured, pretty boy.
536
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,399
I think you got the wires backwards.
537
00:36:46,559 --> 00:36:48,959
SHEEV: They're supposed to be.
It's a Chinese fuse.
538
00:36:49,159 --> 00:36:51,319
No, backwards from how
they're supposed to be.
539
00:36:51,479 --> 00:36:54,119
You ever been to China?
Have you ever been to China?
540
00:36:54,279 --> 00:36:55,719
BO:
I ate Chinese food once.
541
00:36:55,879 --> 00:36:58,399
SHEEV: Well, you don't blow up
mu shu pork, my friend.
542
00:36:58,599 --> 00:37:00,119
I dated a Korean girl in school.
543
00:37:00,279 --> 00:37:02,799
That is a different Oriental nation.
Get an education.
544
00:37:02,999 --> 00:37:05,439
-You got the fuse wrong.
-You know nothing about...
545
00:37:05,639 --> 00:37:08,239
...Chino-Sino-American relations.
BO: You're missing the point.
546
00:37:19,919 --> 00:37:21,799
Might've used too much.
547
00:37:25,599 --> 00:37:27,999
Man, that rattled my sphincter.
548
00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:34,999
BO:
What the hell is that? Drugs?
549
00:37:35,159 --> 00:37:36,879
Don't look like no drugs I ever saw.
550
00:37:37,199 --> 00:37:41,159
-What the hell are these numbers?
-It's a core sample.
551
00:37:41,479 --> 00:37:45,879
Mining. They drill a hole, take a sample,
send it to the lab, see what they got.
552
00:37:46,079 --> 00:37:48,119
-Core samples of what?
-How should I know?
553
00:37:48,279 --> 00:37:52,119
Am I wearing a white coat here?
I cut bait and blow shit up for a living.
554
00:37:52,319 --> 00:37:56,279
-Take it to a lab.
-I don't know, maybe at the university?
555
00:37:56,479 --> 00:38:00,319
-Katie-Lynn Johnson's at the university.
-Oh, yeah, that's right.
556
00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:03,279
Man, I always had a thing for that girl.
557
00:38:03,519 --> 00:38:06,879
Remember she used to come by
the farm with those tight little outfits?
558
00:38:07,039 --> 00:38:10,719
-No, I can't say I remember that.
-I thought I had her too.
559
00:38:10,919 --> 00:38:14,839
Then she pulled a goddamn Keyser Soze
on me, and like that...
560
00:38:14,999 --> 00:38:16,559
...she was gone.
561
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:18,879
You don't remember that?
562
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:20,359
SHEEV:
Well, okay.
563
00:38:20,519 --> 00:38:24,239
Unless you need something else blown,
I'll go inside and wash my mongoose.
564
00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:29,199
Okay.
565
00:38:30,159 --> 00:38:32,639
Come on, Luke. Let's get the General.
566
00:38:32,959 --> 00:38:35,159
Why don't we have Cooter stash that.
567
00:38:35,359 --> 00:38:37,399
We'll take his truck,
head to the highway--
568
00:38:37,599 --> 00:38:42,039
How would you feel if the General and I
went to Atlanta and left you behind?
569
00:39:09,479 --> 00:39:11,119
Ain't she a Georgia peach?
570
00:39:11,279 --> 00:39:13,479
What'd you do,
make a deal with the devil?
571
00:39:13,799 --> 00:39:16,599
Luke. Luke. Is that a Hemi?
572
00:39:18,879 --> 00:39:21,839
Me and my buddies lose the Gettysburg
reenactment every other Sunday.
573
00:39:22,039 --> 00:39:24,199
So we figured,
why not let General Lee win one?
574
00:39:24,639 --> 00:39:27,239
LUKE: I don't know how
we're gonna pay you back, Cooter.
575
00:39:27,439 --> 00:39:31,079
Would a BJ from Daisy be within
the realm of possibility?
576
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,119
Not gonna happen.
577
00:39:33,319 --> 00:39:35,479
How about a pair
of her still-warm shorts?
578
00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:37,639
-Uh-uh.
-All right.
579
00:39:37,799 --> 00:39:41,479
Hey, Bo, just win that Hazzard Rally.
That's thanks enough.
580
00:39:41,639 --> 00:39:45,799
And when you get that prize money, you
pay me, because that's how it works.
581
00:39:45,999 --> 00:39:48,199
I love you, Cooter.
582
00:39:50,159 --> 00:39:52,799
-I didn't have time to fix everything.
-Right.
583
00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:57,479
Let's get that car.
584
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:01,279
[ENGINE REVVING]
585
00:40:24,279 --> 00:40:27,479
Get in your cars and get them!
Get after them! Now!
586
00:40:30,279 --> 00:40:32,039
[HORN PLAYING "DIXIE"]
587
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,239
[CHEERING]
588
00:40:35,359 --> 00:40:37,239
All right.
589
00:40:38,759 --> 00:40:41,519
That's so good, man.
590
00:40:44,119 --> 00:40:45,959
Enough.
591
00:40:46,159 --> 00:40:50,119
Man, I'm never gonna get out
of this car again. I'm gonna live in it.
592
00:40:50,319 --> 00:40:53,119
I'm gonna eat in it.
And I'm gonna make sweet love to it.
593
00:40:53,599 --> 00:40:55,559
You mean you gonna make
sweet love in it.
594
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,319
Oh, no, I wanna fuck it.
595
00:40:57,519 --> 00:40:59,839
ROSCO [OVER CB RADIO]:
All units, we are in hot pursuit...
596
00:41:00,039 --> 00:41:03,839
...of them Duke boys
in their piece-of-shit orange car.
597
00:41:04,079 --> 00:41:05,239
[POLICE CAR RATTLING]
598
00:41:06,559 --> 00:41:08,319
"Piece of--" You son of a bitch.
599
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:28,839
ROSCO:
Hey! Get back here!
600
00:41:29,039 --> 00:41:30,919
COOTER [OVER RADIO]:
Lost Sheep, you out there?
601
00:41:31,079 --> 00:41:32,119
Hey, Cooter.
602
00:41:32,279 --> 00:41:35,679
COOTER: These fellas ain't
gonna be doing much chasing.
603
00:41:35,879 --> 00:41:38,919
-Thanks, man.
-I'm gonna run right over Billy Prickett.
604
00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:40,799
How about we go to Atlanta first?
605
00:41:40,959 --> 00:41:41,999
All right, cuz.
606
00:41:42,159 --> 00:41:43,599
[HORN PLAYING "DIXIE"]
607
00:41:45,799 --> 00:41:49,839
Oh, look at that.
There's your problem right there.
608
00:41:49,999 --> 00:41:51,359
Yeah, that's a shame.
609
00:41:53,519 --> 00:41:55,959
LUKE:
Let's go to Atlanta.
610
00:41:58,479 --> 00:42:00,079
[HORNS HONKING]
611
00:42:03,079 --> 00:42:04,599
[LUKE SNORING]
612
00:42:05,839 --> 00:42:07,799
Luke.
613
00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:09,679
Luke.
614
00:42:11,119 --> 00:42:16,079
I know why it didn't work out with
me and Katie before. It was just timing.
615
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,879
Life is all about timing, you know?
616
00:42:19,159 --> 00:42:22,679
It's my time now.
I'm gonna win that race on Saturday.
617
00:42:22,879 --> 00:42:26,599
We're gonna get the farm back.
I got my BFF, you.
618
00:42:27,399 --> 00:42:30,359
And I'm gonna get Katie Johnson,
you watch.
619
00:42:34,759 --> 00:42:36,919
It's my time.
620
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,639
What's going on?
621
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:43,719
[HORN HONKS]
622
00:42:44,439 --> 00:42:47,279
Yeah, baby!
Southern by the grace of God!
623
00:42:49,399 --> 00:42:50,879
-Yee-haw!
-Yee-haw!
624
00:42:52,639 --> 00:42:55,159
Well, at least we know
they're nice up here.
625
00:42:55,399 --> 00:42:58,919
Hurry up, you're late
for your Kian meeting, asshole.
626
00:42:59,159 --> 00:43:01,719
-Kian meeting?
MAN: Don't listen to her.
627
00:43:01,879 --> 00:43:05,279
The South will rise again.
Yee-haw!
628
00:43:05,439 --> 00:43:07,719
Yee-haw, brother!
629
00:43:07,879 --> 00:43:09,839
What the hell's wrong
with these people?
630
00:43:10,039 --> 00:43:13,199
Nice roof, redneck.
Join us in the 21st century?
631
00:43:21,679 --> 00:43:24,399
LUKE: We're gonna make
some friends up here, huh?
632
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,319
Oh, excuse me.
Can I help you, ma'am?
633
00:43:36,519 --> 00:43:38,359
Daisy! Oh, boy.
634
00:43:38,599 --> 00:43:40,919
Enos, what's Boss doing
taking all that land?
635
00:43:41,199 --> 00:43:45,319
I don't know. They won't tell me. You
gotta go. I'm supposed to arrest you.
636
00:43:45,479 --> 00:43:48,159
-Come on, I'm serious.
-Get. Get out of here.
637
00:43:48,319 --> 00:43:51,479
Hey. You Anus?
638
00:43:52,159 --> 00:43:54,079
No, that's Enos, Mr. Prickett.
639
00:43:54,319 --> 00:43:55,679
Oh, whoopsie.
640
00:43:55,879 --> 00:43:59,199
Sorry about that. Is Hogg around?
He asked me to come by.
641
00:43:59,359 --> 00:44:03,839
Oh, yeah. He's out back
in the garage, Mr. Prickett.
642
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,519
Well, howdy, ma'am.
How are you today?
643
00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:10,039
It's just right on out back there.
I'll show you.
644
00:44:10,199 --> 00:44:13,119
Yep, head out that way.
645
00:44:16,119 --> 00:44:18,199
There you go.
646
00:44:20,319 --> 00:44:22,199
BOSS:
There he is.
647
00:44:22,359 --> 00:44:24,359
-Hometown hero.
-Hogg.
648
00:44:24,519 --> 00:44:26,199
-How you doing, son?
-Well...
649
00:44:26,359 --> 00:44:29,679
...this is a great place to crap,
but I'm ready to head to Atlanta.
650
00:44:29,839 --> 00:44:31,199
Not before the race.
651
00:44:31,519 --> 00:44:33,679
BILLY:
Don't you worry about that.
652
00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:36,999
BOSS: I want you down at that finish
line. Sign autographs for the kids.
653
00:44:37,159 --> 00:44:39,359
BILLY: Yeah, I know the drill.
BOSS: I know you do.
654
00:44:39,559 --> 00:44:42,519
But I need you there for two hours, son.
Two hours.
655
00:44:42,799 --> 00:44:44,919
Kissing hands and shaking babies.
656
00:44:45,079 --> 00:44:48,759
You got that backwards.
It's shaking hands and kiss the babies.
657
00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:52,879
Oh, yeah? Maybe that's why I lost
that governor's election in '86.
658
00:44:53,039 --> 00:44:54,679
[LAUGHING]
659
00:44:57,599 --> 00:44:59,679
Hogg, what the hell am I doing here?
660
00:44:59,879 --> 00:45:01,839
Rosco.
661
00:45:04,919 --> 00:45:07,679
Whoa, what is this?
You off the reservation?
662
00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:10,599
See how it kind of catches me
around the eyes there?
663
00:45:10,799 --> 00:45:14,079
BILLY:
Look here, I already got sponsors.
664
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:17,039
What am I supposed
to tell Castrol, Yahoo!?
665
00:45:17,199 --> 00:45:19,599
Tell them it's for charity.
666
00:45:19,799 --> 00:45:22,079
-Is it?
-Sure. Could be.
667
00:45:23,399 --> 00:45:26,999
Whatever you say.
I'm gonna win that race by a mile.
668
00:45:27,199 --> 00:45:29,759
It don't matter whose face
is on my car when I do.
669
00:45:29,919 --> 00:45:35,119
I don't need you to win the race.
I just need you to show up.
670
00:45:48,279 --> 00:45:50,719
Hey there, Mr. Prickett.
671
00:45:50,879 --> 00:45:53,319
Well, hello, Daisy.
672
00:45:53,479 --> 00:45:58,599
I was just walking by, and I saw your car
in the garage there. She's real sexy.
673
00:45:58,799 --> 00:46:02,119
Well, thank you.
She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine.
674
00:46:02,279 --> 00:46:04,039
DAISY:
Yeah, I know.
675
00:46:04,279 --> 00:46:06,959
Why is there a picture of Boss Hogg
on your car, though?
676
00:46:07,119 --> 00:46:09,239
-Yeah, well, he--
-I read somewhere...
677
00:46:09,439 --> 00:46:15,119
...that Coca-Cola pays you over
$100,000 to put their logo on your door.
678
00:46:15,319 --> 00:46:16,999
-You read that?
-That same article...
679
00:46:17,159 --> 00:46:19,999
...mentioned that Budweiser
pays you over $100,000...
680
00:46:20,159 --> 00:46:22,839
-...to put their logo on your trunk.
-Look, Daisy...
681
00:46:22,999 --> 00:46:25,919
-...I'm not much of a reader.
-Boss Hogg's face is sitting...
682
00:46:26,079 --> 00:46:29,759
...on over $200,000 worth
of real estate.
683
00:46:30,039 --> 00:46:31,439
Is that what he's paying you?
684
00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:36,239
Oh, no, no, Daisy,
this race here is for charity.
685
00:46:36,439 --> 00:46:38,399
Really? Which one?
686
00:46:40,279 --> 00:46:41,799
Anal bifida.
687
00:46:41,959 --> 00:46:43,639
Spinal bifida.
688
00:46:43,959 --> 00:46:45,519
It's one of the bifidas.
689
00:46:45,759 --> 00:46:47,119
[LAUGHING]
690
00:46:47,639 --> 00:46:51,479
Have I told you that you're as purty
as a Hazzard County sunset?
691
00:46:51,639 --> 00:46:54,879
Have a good day, Mr. Prickett.
692
00:46:55,039 --> 00:46:57,399
Okay.
693
00:47:15,079 --> 00:47:17,559
Lot of smart people out there.
694
00:47:40,759 --> 00:47:42,959
Look out, Katie.
695
00:47:46,279 --> 00:47:48,479
Hello. Hi.
696
00:47:48,839 --> 00:47:50,319
-Hello.
BO: Hello.
697
00:47:50,519 --> 00:47:53,599
LUKE: Oh, boy.
-Hi.
698
00:47:54,599 --> 00:47:58,679
You don't think it's too late
to take them SATs, do you?
699
00:48:02,759 --> 00:48:05,479
You gotta keep an open mind
in college.
700
00:48:07,199 --> 00:48:10,439
This is it, Luke. I can feel it.
701
00:48:10,639 --> 00:48:13,199
Hey, do you know
where Katie Johnson is?
702
00:48:13,359 --> 00:48:15,239
I think she's in that room right there.
703
00:48:15,399 --> 00:48:17,399
LUKE: Thanks.
-Thank you.
704
00:48:20,199 --> 00:48:22,679
-I got a great opening line for Katie.
-What is it?
705
00:48:22,879 --> 00:48:24,639
You'll see.
706
00:48:24,799 --> 00:48:27,639
-Katie Johnson?
-She's down the hall.
707
00:48:27,799 --> 00:48:31,359
-Cool.
-Come on, down the hall.
708
00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:36,239
Katie Johnson?
709
00:48:36,399 --> 00:48:39,639
-She's down the hall.
-Do you guys go to school here?
710
00:48:40,759 --> 00:48:42,879
No, but do you have an application?
711
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:44,399
Not on me.
712
00:48:44,559 --> 00:48:46,119
[GIRLS GIGGLING]
713
00:48:46,639 --> 00:48:49,039
Come on, now, focus.
714
00:48:54,319 --> 00:48:56,279
Let's hope she's not in here either.
715
00:48:56,479 --> 00:48:59,159
-Katie Johnson?
-Fuck me running!
716
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,639
-You looking for Katie?
-We were.
717
00:49:03,039 --> 00:49:05,839
-You guys Hacky?
-Hacky!
718
00:49:06,039 --> 00:49:08,159
-What about Katie?
-Maybe she's in here.
719
00:49:08,359 --> 00:49:09,959
[WHOOPING]
720
00:49:16,199 --> 00:49:18,679
LUKE: Bye.
GIRL: Goodbye, Bo. Bye, Luke.
721
00:49:19,079 --> 00:49:20,919
I guess she wasn't in there.
722
00:49:21,079 --> 00:49:23,679
-We didn't check under the couch.
KATIE: Luke! Bo!
723
00:49:23,879 --> 00:49:25,999
-Katie.
-Katie-Lynn.
724
00:49:30,359 --> 00:49:32,559
So he's still doing that?
725
00:49:34,079 --> 00:49:36,919
-Did I just faint?
-No.
726
00:49:37,119 --> 00:49:39,359
Oh, my God. I can't believe y'all came.
727
00:49:40,359 --> 00:49:43,359
[MUMBLING] We just wanna pay
you visit, the prettiest girl in Atlanta.
728
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:45,559
What?
729
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:49,199
[MUMBLING] We just wanna pay a visit
to the prettiest girl in Atlanta.
730
00:49:49,399 --> 00:49:52,439
That's sweet. I can't believe
what happened to y'all's farm.
731
00:49:52,639 --> 00:49:54,199
We're gonna get it back.
732
00:49:54,399 --> 00:49:57,239
I love that farm.
I used to have so much fun there.
733
00:49:57,839 --> 00:49:59,519
-See?
KATIE: This is my roommate, Annette.
734
00:49:59,679 --> 00:50:02,239
-Annette, this is Bo and Luke.
-Nice to meet you.
735
00:50:02,399 --> 00:50:05,639
-Ma'am.
-Annette's from Australia.
736
00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:09,159
Let's put another shrimp
on the barbie!
737
00:50:12,399 --> 00:50:14,759
-That's what they say there.
-Okay.
738
00:50:14,919 --> 00:50:16,879
What do y'all need
in the geology lab?
739
00:50:17,039 --> 00:50:19,759
It has something to do
with them taking our farm...
740
00:50:19,919 --> 00:50:22,559
...but we don't know
what the hell it is.
741
00:50:24,119 --> 00:50:26,919
I don't know that they'll let y'all in,
but we'll take you.
742
00:50:27,119 --> 00:50:30,359
-We'll get dressed. Y'all wait downstairs.
-We're gonna wait here.
743
00:50:30,519 --> 00:50:32,719
Downstairs is fine.
744
00:50:36,319 --> 00:50:39,319
It's happening, Luke.
It's all happening.
745
00:50:48,159 --> 00:50:49,879
I'll give you that, Jesse.
746
00:50:50,039 --> 00:50:53,079
-I'll give you that.
JESSE: Will you now?
747
00:50:54,199 --> 00:50:56,999
What are you doing with my land,
Jefferson?
748
00:50:57,799 --> 00:50:59,839
Ain't your land anymore.
749
00:51:00,399 --> 00:51:03,759
Wasn't that long ago you was
a moonshiner too. Remember?
750
00:51:03,919 --> 00:51:05,799
Well, I have reformed from my sins.
751
00:51:05,959 --> 00:51:08,519
I am now an honest businessman.
752
00:51:08,679 --> 00:51:10,439
Like sponsoring racecars?
753
00:51:10,679 --> 00:51:13,799
What are you getting out of bringing
Billy Prickett down here?
754
00:51:15,479 --> 00:51:19,479
You know, your nephew's won that race
four years in a row.
755
00:51:19,679 --> 00:51:23,319
Now, who's gonna fault me
for breaking up a dynasty?
756
00:51:23,479 --> 00:51:25,599
Well, I know you're rich,
and I know you stink.
757
00:51:25,799 --> 00:51:27,599
But you ain't stinking rich.
758
00:51:27,799 --> 00:51:30,039
You wouldn't be throwing
that money at Prickett...
759
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:32,879
...unless you thought he was
gonna earn you 10 times that.
760
00:51:33,039 --> 00:51:37,839
You're a smart man.
So why don't you do the smart thing.
761
00:51:37,999 --> 00:51:41,039
Why don't you take your family
and leave.
762
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:44,839
Because, see, now I own that farm.
763
00:51:44,999 --> 00:51:47,599
And you ain't never gonna get it back.
764
00:51:47,759 --> 00:51:49,839
[LAUGHING]
765
00:52:00,199 --> 00:52:03,079
I have all the cards, Jesse.
766
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:04,959
You don't have spit.
767
00:52:05,439 --> 00:52:07,519
It ain't over yet.
768
00:52:12,279 --> 00:52:15,359
Hey, Bo, I love your car.
She really rumbles.
769
00:52:15,679 --> 00:52:18,359
It's actually a he. Right, Katie?
770
00:52:21,919 --> 00:52:23,799
[SIRENS WAILING]
771
00:52:25,319 --> 00:52:26,879
I ain't even speeding.
772
00:52:44,879 --> 00:52:47,159
You know how fast you were going?
773
00:52:47,319 --> 00:52:52,119
-What?
-How fast you were going.
774
00:52:53,039 --> 00:52:55,879
-I don't know. Ten?
-Eight.
775
00:52:56,039 --> 00:53:01,079
-Isn't the speed limit 10?
-Yeah. It is.
776
00:53:01,559 --> 00:53:04,039
You guys police?
777
00:53:04,199 --> 00:53:05,839
Campus police.
778
00:53:06,319 --> 00:53:07,799
[LAUGHING]
779
00:53:12,479 --> 00:53:14,519
Mother of God.
780
00:53:23,519 --> 00:53:25,039
Oh, wait.
781
00:53:35,519 --> 00:53:39,559
I know it's a shame to hide your beauty
like this, but it's for your own good.
782
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:41,119
What?
783
00:53:41,679 --> 00:53:43,959
I'm not even gonna respond to that.
That's crazy.
784
00:53:44,319 --> 00:53:48,119
I know, I'll miss you too.
I'll be right back.
785
00:53:48,679 --> 00:53:51,519
All right, let's go. Let's go.
786
00:53:57,079 --> 00:54:01,399
Katie-Lynn seems like a girl you could
settle down with, don't you think, Luke?
787
00:54:01,559 --> 00:54:03,319
-Yeah.
-I don't know, fellas.
788
00:54:03,479 --> 00:54:05,759
I don't think they're gonna
let us walk in.
789
00:54:05,959 --> 00:54:10,599
You'll think of something, Katie.
You always do. Remember that--?
790
00:54:10,799 --> 00:54:13,399
Oh, you're so pretty.
791
00:54:25,159 --> 00:54:27,639
I have an idea.
792
00:54:34,679 --> 00:54:38,079
-Can I help you?
-You're just the guy we're looking for...
793
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:39,959
-Royce.
-Royce...?
794
00:54:40,159 --> 00:54:43,839
-Royce Williams.
-Royce Williams, maybe you can help us.
795
00:54:43,999 --> 00:54:49,159
We're here looking for the brightest
young geologists for high-paying jobs.
796
00:54:49,399 --> 00:54:50,839
Maybe you've been by our booth.
797
00:54:51,039 --> 00:54:54,359
-You're from Kamasaka Technologies?
LUKE: That's right.
798
00:54:54,519 --> 00:54:58,359
I'm Mr. Ichinowa,
and this is my colleague...
799
00:54:58,519 --> 00:54:59,999
...Yoko Takanoshi.
800
00:55:00,279 --> 00:55:01,439
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
801
00:55:01,639 --> 00:55:02,959
Right on.
802
00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:05,519
You said you were Japanese?
803
00:55:06,119 --> 00:55:07,399
We converted.
804
00:55:08,999 --> 00:55:12,479
Your professor tells us you're some
kind of super-genius or something.
805
00:55:12,679 --> 00:55:16,879
-Really? On my last test I got a C-minus.
-Hey, that's good.
806
00:55:17,039 --> 00:55:20,119
-That's real good.
-You think...?
807
00:55:20,279 --> 00:55:22,559
You just might be
Kamasaka Tech material.
808
00:55:23,199 --> 00:55:25,519
You just gotta pass this one little test.
809
00:55:25,679 --> 00:55:29,479
You just tell us what this is right here.
810
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:31,999
Looks like a core sample.
811
00:55:32,159 --> 00:55:35,279
-Man, that's good.
-He's good.
812
00:55:35,479 --> 00:55:39,079
-Core sample of what?
-Oh, of course.
813
00:55:42,519 --> 00:55:43,519
[KATIE CLEARS THROAT]
814
00:55:55,679 --> 00:55:58,479
-What are you doing?
-What?
815
00:55:58,639 --> 00:56:02,799
-What the fuck was that?
-Relax.
816
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:14,039
Damn! Damn!
817
00:56:14,519 --> 00:56:16,199
These are my good Levi's.
818
00:56:16,359 --> 00:56:18,439
Let's not lose focus here, Royce.
819
00:56:18,599 --> 00:56:20,199
Yes, sir, Mr. Takanoshi.
820
00:56:20,359 --> 00:56:22,999
-What'd you call me?
-Mr. Takanoshi?
821
00:56:23,599 --> 00:56:26,759
Right. That's my name.
822
00:56:28,039 --> 00:56:31,999
-Thought it might be drugs or something.
-I think I know what it is.
823
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:33,919
[GRUNTING]
824
00:56:34,079 --> 00:56:35,559
[LAUGHING]
825
00:56:40,879 --> 00:56:42,479
[COUGHS]
826
00:56:44,559 --> 00:56:47,039
Are you really with
Kamasaka Technologies?
827
00:56:47,199 --> 00:56:49,959
Damn it, we are high-powered
Japanese executives.
828
00:56:50,159 --> 00:56:52,759
We work hard,
and we play even harder.
829
00:56:52,959 --> 00:56:54,639
Now, tell us what you see there...
830
00:56:54,799 --> 00:56:57,799
...or we'll go find another candidate
at Georgia Polytech.
831
00:56:57,999 --> 00:57:00,879
It's anthracite.
832
00:57:01,399 --> 00:57:04,719
-Coal.
-Coal in Hazzard?
833
00:57:04,879 --> 00:57:08,079
-What's the street value of this?
-This much? Nothing.
834
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,639
A good-sized mine? Could be millions.
835
00:57:11,079 --> 00:57:13,599
Can you show us what
a good-sized mine looks like?
836
00:57:13,759 --> 00:57:15,839
Yeah.
837
00:57:18,759 --> 00:57:22,279
Here's what it used to look like.
And this is the after.
838
00:57:26,959 --> 00:57:29,119
BO:
Damn.
839
00:57:29,559 --> 00:57:33,399
-Hogg's gonna do this to Hazzard?
-The hell he is.
840
00:57:33,759 --> 00:57:36,559
Mr. Kamasaka? We have to go.
The plane is leaving.
841
00:57:36,799 --> 00:57:40,679
Congratulations, Royce. You got the job.
How does 24,000 yen a year sound?
842
00:57:41,039 --> 00:57:42,919
Sounds like 40 bucks.
843
00:57:43,079 --> 00:57:44,439
Way to go.
844
00:57:44,599 --> 00:57:47,999
All right, man. See you in Beijing.
845
00:57:51,959 --> 00:57:55,879
-You see two guys come through here?
-You mean those two Japanese guys?
846
00:58:15,039 --> 00:58:17,599
Get me Atlanta P. D. Damn.
847
00:58:17,799 --> 00:58:19,039
JESSE:
Strip-mining?
848
00:58:19,279 --> 00:58:20,679
Why, that slimy bastard.
849
00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:22,879
JESSE [OVER RADIO]:
Here's another little nugget.
850
00:58:23,079 --> 00:58:25,879
Hogg has been paying
that kid Prickett a lot of money...
851
00:58:26,119 --> 00:58:28,399
-...to race here Saturday.
-He's paying him?
852
00:58:28,919 --> 00:58:32,159
Y'all better get your asses back here
quick as you can, got it?
853
00:58:32,359 --> 00:58:34,759
Ten-four, Shepherd,
this is Lost Sheep out.
854
00:58:36,519 --> 00:58:39,199
MAN: What's this? What's
these crackers doing in our place?
855
00:58:39,399 --> 00:58:42,999
Turns out Prickett came back because
Hogg paid him a assload of cash.
856
00:58:43,319 --> 00:58:46,239
Don't mean Billy has anything
to do with strip-mining.
857
00:58:46,399 --> 00:58:48,119
You got to be kidding me.
858
00:58:48,759 --> 00:58:50,679
Oh, shit. Roll them up.
859
00:58:51,519 --> 00:58:54,439
-What the hell is this, man?
-Looks like somebody's lost.
860
00:58:54,639 --> 00:58:58,039
Look, a couple of white boys playing
black. Is that's what's going on?
861
00:58:58,199 --> 00:59:01,719
Actually, we were at the geology lab
for some environmental stuff, and--
862
00:59:01,919 --> 00:59:06,879
No, I get it. They on one of these
reality shows.
863
00:59:07,079 --> 00:59:09,959
-Who Wanna Get They Ass Kicked?
MAN: Yeah.
864
00:59:10,719 --> 00:59:14,719
Why don't you two hillbillies
join us up here for a minute?
865
00:59:14,879 --> 00:59:16,919
Actually, we prefer
Appalachian-Americans.
866
00:59:17,079 --> 00:59:18,719
Man, get out the car!
867
00:59:20,879 --> 00:59:24,639
Now, which one of you two
brothers is Michelangelo?
868
00:59:26,159 --> 00:59:27,639
BALLADEER:
There's a certain creek...
869
00:59:27,799 --> 00:59:30,679
...that people sometimes
canoe up without a paddle.
870
00:59:30,879 --> 00:59:35,519
You could say that the Duke boys
were on that particular creek right now.
871
00:59:35,719 --> 00:59:38,039
Let's kick they ass, Jerry!
872
00:59:38,239 --> 00:59:39,519
[SIREN WAILS]
873
00:59:39,719 --> 00:59:42,479
Never thought I'd say this,
but, hot damn, it's the cops.
874
00:59:43,799 --> 00:59:45,879
Whoops. There goes the canoe.
875
00:59:50,999 --> 00:59:53,039
-Give me your shoelaces.
-What?
876
00:59:53,239 --> 00:59:57,639
These guys over there gave me theirs.
See, I'm gonna fashion myself a lasso.
877
00:59:57,799 --> 01:00:01,439
When the jailer comes in,
I'm gonna rope his keys.
878
01:00:01,599 --> 01:00:05,639
Luke and Bo Duke are home free.
Period, end of story.
879
01:00:05,839 --> 01:00:08,919
I got on cowboy boots, cuz.
880
01:00:09,119 --> 01:00:11,919
I like your style.
881
01:00:12,079 --> 01:00:13,959
You gonna need those shoelaces?
882
01:00:14,159 --> 01:00:17,119
We gonna have to get out of here.
883
01:00:17,359 --> 01:00:21,679
Hey, Yul Brynner. We gotta make
a phone call. We gotta call our lawyer.
884
01:00:21,839 --> 01:00:23,519
What the hell are we in here for?
885
01:00:23,839 --> 01:00:28,319
BOSS:
Well, where should I start?
886
01:00:34,359 --> 01:00:36,319
We know you're gonna
strip-mine Hazzard.
887
01:00:36,479 --> 01:00:39,919
Do you, now? Well, that's good.
888
01:00:40,119 --> 01:00:42,439
Guess where I'm gonna sink
that first drill.
889
01:00:42,599 --> 01:00:45,279
Right down in the middle
of your bedroom.
890
01:00:45,439 --> 01:00:49,279
Y'all do still share a bunk bed, right?
891
01:00:49,439 --> 01:00:52,639
Hey, that's a phat suit there.
What, you some type of pimp?
892
01:00:55,239 --> 01:01:00,039
What has strip-mining got to do with you
paying Billy Prickett to race tomorrow?
893
01:01:00,439 --> 01:01:03,239
You like magic, Luke? Sleight of hand?
894
01:01:03,399 --> 01:01:09,559
See, while you're looking over here,
something's really happening over here.
895
01:01:09,839 --> 01:01:15,159
You see, despite the fact
that I now own your beloved farm...
896
01:01:15,399 --> 01:01:20,079
...I can't legally mine it,
because the county won't let me.
897
01:01:20,359 --> 01:01:22,759
I need to hold a public hearing,
you know...
898
01:01:22,919 --> 01:01:28,519
...to give the citizens of Hazzard
a chance to object.
899
01:01:29,199 --> 01:01:33,039
And let me guess, you're going to hold
the hearing during the rally tomorrow?
900
01:01:33,239 --> 01:01:37,519
And if nobody knows about the hearing,
there won't be anyone there to object.
901
01:01:38,559 --> 01:01:40,599
-There you go.
-Sleight of hand.
902
01:01:40,799 --> 01:01:43,079
-Sleight of hand.
MAN: Grow the fingernails out.
903
01:01:43,279 --> 01:01:46,279
Then pop some fingernail polish
on them bitches.
904
01:01:47,599 --> 01:01:49,839
-Is Billy Prickett in on it?
BOSS: Prickett?
905
01:01:51,879 --> 01:01:56,559
-Prickett's just collecting a paycheck.
-We ain't gonna let you get away with it.
906
01:01:56,759 --> 01:02:01,599
Really? Tomorrow, if you happen to be
strolling by the courthouse about noon...
907
01:02:01,759 --> 01:02:05,039
...you might wanna rush right in there
and voice your objections.
908
01:02:05,239 --> 01:02:06,759
MAN:
Voice this.
909
01:02:08,839 --> 01:02:11,639
Dadgum it. I just remembered.
910
01:02:11,839 --> 01:02:15,119
Tomorrow morning
you're going to the Georgia work farm.
911
01:02:15,319 --> 01:02:19,439
And I hear they have a rather
strict policy on weekend passes.
912
01:02:19,599 --> 01:02:22,559
Yo, B. You need to pop
a feather in that hat, yo.
913
01:02:22,719 --> 01:02:25,399
Then your man ho's will be having
more respect for you.
914
01:02:25,759 --> 01:02:27,479
I have $100 right here...
915
01:02:27,639 --> 01:02:30,399
...for whoever knocks
that loudmouth son of a bitch out.
916
01:02:32,359 --> 01:02:33,759
Thank you.
917
01:02:33,919 --> 01:02:36,479
Now, break some rocks for me, boys.
918
01:02:36,639 --> 01:02:39,319
Take care, now, you hear?
919
01:02:39,479 --> 01:02:41,599
Bye-bye.
920
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:46,359
Don't you know you're not supposed
to wear white after Labor Day?
921
01:03:05,239 --> 01:03:07,119
All right, this is what we're gonna do.
922
01:03:07,279 --> 01:03:11,639
When we stop for gas, we call up Cooter
and tell him to put a pig in the road.
923
01:03:11,839 --> 01:03:15,999
Then when the cops are moving the pig,
Cooter hooks up a cable to the bumper.
924
01:03:16,199 --> 01:03:19,599
Car drives away,
the hook will pull out the whole chassis.
925
01:03:19,759 --> 01:03:22,199
He can't drive without a chassis--
926
01:03:22,399 --> 01:03:24,039
All right, shut up back there!
927
01:03:24,199 --> 01:03:27,199
My cousin's starting to go crazy.
We gotta get him to a hospital.
928
01:03:27,399 --> 01:03:29,719
I think he done caught the fever
or something.
929
01:03:29,919 --> 01:03:33,439
That's what happens
when you're humping livestock, hillbilly.
930
01:03:33,599 --> 01:03:35,999
Can we help you guys out
with anything up there...
931
01:03:36,159 --> 01:03:38,359
...oblige you with a reach-around
or something?
932
01:03:38,559 --> 01:03:40,879
Of course, you'd have to un-cuff us first.
933
01:03:41,039 --> 01:03:44,399
Sarge, if you and me was to have
a chase, you think you could catch me?
934
01:03:44,919 --> 01:03:48,039
-Appears to me you caught already, son.
-I'm serious.
935
01:03:48,239 --> 01:03:52,119
If I had my car and you was in this one,
you really think you could catch me?
936
01:03:52,279 --> 01:03:54,999
Because, bubba,
this car feels kind of slow to me.
937
01:03:55,159 --> 01:03:58,119
She's got plenty under the hood,
don't you worry about that.
938
01:03:58,319 --> 01:03:59,879
-No balls.
-No balls.
939
01:04:00,079 --> 01:04:02,239
LUKE:
No balls. No balls.
940
01:04:02,439 --> 01:04:03,839
-No balls.
-No balls.
941
01:04:03,999 --> 01:04:05,999
You wanna see balls?
942
01:04:06,159 --> 01:04:08,999
LUKE: No balls. No balls.
OFFICER: Will you slow this car down?
943
01:04:09,159 --> 01:04:12,519
You letting them get your panties
in a bunch. You the officer.
944
01:04:12,679 --> 01:04:15,079
Shut the hell up back there. All right?
945
01:04:15,359 --> 01:04:18,759
BO: No balls.
-Oh, my God. Will you look at that?
946
01:04:18,959 --> 01:04:21,999
You need a napkin
to eat them drumsticks, boy.
947
01:04:23,639 --> 01:04:25,639
-Goddamn it.
-Nice driving!
948
01:04:25,839 --> 01:04:27,279
[LUKE LAUGHING]
949
01:04:32,239 --> 01:04:34,279
What seems to be the problem, sugar?
950
01:04:34,759 --> 01:04:37,559
I think something bounced up
into my undercarriage.
951
01:04:37,759 --> 01:04:40,079
-Will you take a look?
-Ma'am, I'd be pleased...
952
01:04:40,239 --> 01:04:42,599
-...to check your undercarriage.
-Thank you.
953
01:04:42,759 --> 01:04:45,319
I stopped you
because your taillight is out.
954
01:04:45,519 --> 01:04:47,279
Stopped me? Sir, you hit me.
955
01:04:47,479 --> 01:04:50,439
Because your taillight is out,
and we couldn't see you brake.
956
01:04:50,639 --> 01:04:52,999
MAN: You're gonna write me a ticket?
OFFICER: Yep.
957
01:04:53,279 --> 01:04:55,199
MAN:
This is ridiculous!
958
01:04:57,639 --> 01:05:00,479
Is there anything I can help you out
with today, ma'am?
959
01:05:00,719 --> 01:05:03,519
Do cute cops grow on trees
around here or what?
960
01:05:03,799 --> 01:05:07,759
Well, I, you know-- Pushups.
Kind of you to notice.
961
01:05:07,919 --> 01:05:10,479
Let me see what's going on
under your hood here.
962
01:05:11,559 --> 01:05:12,639
DAISY:
Oops.
963
01:05:12,799 --> 01:05:16,559
-Damn, that's hot.
-Here. Maybe this'll help.
964
01:05:20,519 --> 01:05:23,879
-Bless you.
-No, no, no. My undercarriage.
965
01:05:24,039 --> 01:05:26,439
-Your undercarriage?
DAISY: Yeah.
966
01:05:33,839 --> 01:05:37,279
Looks like you boys
have the magic touch.
967
01:05:47,159 --> 01:05:49,479
I was about to seal the deal
when you came over.
968
01:05:49,639 --> 01:05:51,839
What? She was looking at me
the whole time.
969
01:05:53,359 --> 01:05:56,199
OFFICER: Let's get out of here.
-Where are the goddamn keys?
970
01:06:01,639 --> 01:06:04,119
Y'all think you can catch me now?
971
01:06:16,319 --> 01:06:17,799
[CHEERING]
972
01:06:18,679 --> 01:06:20,559
Buckle up, this might get exciting.
973
01:06:20,719 --> 01:06:23,599
That's all right. We'll be long gone
before another cop shows up.
974
01:06:23,759 --> 01:06:25,359
[SIRENS WAILING]
975
01:06:25,599 --> 01:06:26,759
Get skinny!
976
01:06:37,959 --> 01:06:40,519
-Okay, where's the highway?
-Don't you have a map?
977
01:06:41,639 --> 01:06:43,079
Wait. I got it.
978
01:06:46,599 --> 01:06:47,959
Turn left up here!
979
01:06:48,119 --> 01:06:49,399
Turn left, turn left!
980
01:06:50,959 --> 01:06:52,959
Damn it, I said, left!
981
01:06:53,159 --> 01:06:55,479
-You said your left!
-My left is your left.
982
01:06:55,639 --> 01:06:58,359
I'm gonna need
these directions faster.
983
01:07:01,159 --> 01:07:04,039
It's okay.
I know exactly where we're at.
984
01:07:11,679 --> 01:07:13,319
So, girls, how's the back seat?
985
01:07:13,479 --> 01:07:17,479
I haven't had this much fun since
we used to sneak up to the hayloft.
986
01:07:19,079 --> 01:07:22,199
You remember those tight little outfits
you used to make me wear.
987
01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:27,359
[CHUCKLES]
988
01:07:27,519 --> 01:07:31,119
-I didn't know how to break it to you.
-You didn't know?
989
01:07:31,279 --> 01:07:33,159
Luke, you said he was okay with it.
990
01:07:36,799 --> 01:07:39,199
Look at the road, Bo.
991
01:07:39,439 --> 01:07:41,519
Bo, look at the road.
992
01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:45,839
-Look at the road.
-Supposed to be my time.
993
01:07:47,079 --> 01:07:48,439
LUKE:
Bo!
994
01:08:09,599 --> 01:08:10,959
I think I'm gonna chunder.
995
01:08:11,119 --> 01:08:12,999
-Is that bad?
-That means "vomit."
996
01:08:13,199 --> 01:08:14,719
-Not in the car.
-Bo!
997
01:08:25,239 --> 01:08:26,599
[HORN HONKING]
998
01:08:41,519 --> 01:08:44,479
You told me she wasn't
emotionally available for me.
999
01:08:44,639 --> 01:08:47,759
That it was better to lose a lover
than to love a loser!
1000
01:08:47,919 --> 01:08:50,279
Because you would faint
every time you saw her!
1001
01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:52,999
I don't faint.
1002
01:08:55,079 --> 01:08:56,519
You called me a loser?
1003
01:08:56,719 --> 01:08:58,679
I was trying to make him feel better.
1004
01:08:58,839 --> 01:09:00,439
Can you just let me out here?
1005
01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:17,559
Bo, this is some of the best driving
I ever seen you do.
1006
01:09:17,759 --> 01:09:20,679
-Ain't that right, girls?
-Great driving, Bo. Great driving.
1007
01:09:20,839 --> 01:09:22,519
Don't kiss my ass.
1008
01:09:27,879 --> 01:09:30,879
-Bo, you gotta get us out of here.
-I can't hear you.
1009
01:09:31,079 --> 01:09:34,039
-You're being ridiculous, Bo.
-Life is ridiculous, Katie.
1010
01:09:34,279 --> 01:09:36,279
I really need a plastic bag now.
1011
01:09:42,159 --> 01:09:44,159
What is the purpose of this circle?
1012
01:09:47,799 --> 01:09:49,159
How do we get out of here?
1013
01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:51,519
-Take this right.
-I'm not listening to you.
1014
01:09:51,679 --> 01:09:53,639
Take a right here.
1015
01:09:55,239 --> 01:09:56,559
Hell.
1016
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:08,679
You're scaring the girls.
Get back on the road.
1017
01:10:08,839 --> 01:10:11,719
-Say sorry for stealing Katie.
-You were never together!
1018
01:10:11,879 --> 01:10:13,519
I liked her. You betrayed that.
1019
01:10:13,719 --> 01:10:16,359
-I liked her too!
-I liked her first.
1020
01:10:17,399 --> 01:10:18,679
Calm down, Bo!
1021
01:10:18,839 --> 01:10:20,839
I will calm down
when he says he's sorry!
1022
01:10:20,999 --> 01:10:23,079
-Say you're sorry.
-I ain't saying it.
1023
01:10:23,239 --> 01:10:25,559
Have you made your peace
with God yet, Luke?
1024
01:10:25,719 --> 01:10:29,199
Because you're about to
meet your maker!
1025
01:10:29,439 --> 01:10:30,879
-Just say you're sorry!
-No.
1026
01:10:31,079 --> 01:10:33,919
We had a good time,
and I'm not gonna apologize for that.
1027
01:10:34,079 --> 01:10:35,879
[SCREAMING]
1028
01:10:46,559 --> 01:10:47,839
[LAUGHING]
1029
01:10:50,759 --> 01:10:53,199
Okay, I'm sorry.
1030
01:10:53,399 --> 01:10:55,839
Fine. I'll take Annette.
1031
01:10:58,879 --> 01:11:01,239
That was fun.
1032
01:11:09,279 --> 01:11:11,799
JESSE [OVER RADIO]: Lost Sheep,
Lost Sheep, are you out there?
1033
01:11:11,959 --> 01:11:13,399
LUKE:
Uncle Jesse, where are you?
1034
01:11:13,559 --> 01:11:17,319
There's a hearing at the courthouse.
We gotta get everybody over there now.
1035
01:11:17,479 --> 01:11:19,919
BOSS [OVER RADIO]:
Sounds like a mighty fine plan, Lucas.
1036
01:11:20,079 --> 01:11:22,559
Only got one wrinkle to it.
1037
01:11:22,759 --> 01:11:29,159
You do that, could be very bad
for Jesse and Pauline's health.
1038
01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:31,199
Hogg, you lay one hand on them...
1039
01:11:31,399 --> 01:11:34,399
...and I'll shove a apple in your mouth
and my foot up your ass.
1040
01:11:34,599 --> 01:11:36,239
Well, you bring the Vaseline.
1041
01:11:36,919 --> 01:11:38,599
We'll make it a party.
1042
01:11:38,759 --> 01:11:42,239
You two boys stay out of Hazzard,
and I mean it this time.
1043
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:45,199
-Where you think they got them?
-I don't know.
1044
01:11:45,399 --> 01:11:48,719
-Hogg's never gone this far before.
-You ready to go that far?
1045
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:52,959
Cousin, I'm always ready
to go that far.
1046
01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:09,479
What are we doing here?
This is Derek Sheevington's place.
1047
01:12:09,639 --> 01:12:13,959
Yeah. Pretty good chance this is gonna
get ugly, so we're gonna drop you here.
1048
01:12:14,119 --> 01:12:17,119
He got caught drinking
out of the toilet in the girls' bathroom.
1049
01:12:17,279 --> 01:12:20,959
I know, I know. But we're gonna need
you girls to work with him.
1050
01:12:21,999 --> 01:12:23,319
Oh, good God.
1051
01:12:26,159 --> 01:12:28,799
Why, Katie Johnson, is that you?
1052
01:12:28,959 --> 01:12:30,759
Boy, you filled out real nice.
1053
01:12:30,959 --> 01:12:33,759
Yeah. You filled out
real nice too, Sheev.
1054
01:12:33,959 --> 01:12:37,879
What's going on, Sheev? Looks like
we're gonna need some of those toys.
1055
01:12:38,159 --> 01:12:41,919
Leave them two girls here,
I'll give you anything you want.
1056
01:12:42,079 --> 01:12:44,639
Come on in. I'll put a stew on.
1057
01:12:46,879 --> 01:12:48,279
[PHONE RINGING]
1058
01:12:54,239 --> 01:12:58,079
-Hazzard County Police Department.
-Enos, this is Boss Hogg.
1059
01:12:58,239 --> 01:13:00,239
Me and Rosco are over
at the Duke place.
1060
01:13:00,399 --> 01:13:04,239
-If anybody wants us, we'll be here.
ENOS: Well, that's mighty consid--
1061
01:13:06,759 --> 01:13:11,239
Rosco, I'm going over
and join the governor at the rally.
1062
01:13:11,439 --> 01:13:15,239
Do not be late
going to the courthouse.
1063
01:13:15,399 --> 01:13:18,679
Boss, how come you told old Enos there
where we was at?
1064
01:13:22,079 --> 01:13:24,599
You remember the time
we tried to fix the rodeo?
1065
01:13:24,759 --> 01:13:28,479
-Yeah.
-It was Enos that told the Dukes.
1066
01:13:28,919 --> 01:13:32,439
Then we tried to spread those rumors
about the Mad Cow Disease...
1067
01:13:32,599 --> 01:13:36,759
...so my chicken factories
would make a little more profit.
1068
01:13:36,959 --> 01:13:39,439
It was Enos that told the Duke boys.
1069
01:13:39,599 --> 01:13:42,279
So you want them Duke boys
to come out here?
1070
01:14:14,639 --> 01:14:19,799
Enos, where's Boss Hogg and Rosco?
1071
01:14:19,999 --> 01:14:22,439
They're at your farm.
1072
01:14:22,999 --> 01:14:25,119
Thank you, Enos.
1073
01:14:29,839 --> 01:14:32,279
That might be a new record.
1074
01:14:38,159 --> 01:14:40,679
What? Okay, thanks, Daisy.
1075
01:14:42,599 --> 01:14:43,959
He's at our farm.
1076
01:14:46,359 --> 01:14:48,479
Hey. Hey, look, there's Prickett.
1077
01:14:49,199 --> 01:14:51,359
LUKE: So?
-He can help us.
1078
01:14:51,519 --> 01:14:54,359
He don't care about Hazzard.
He's getting paid to be here.
1079
01:14:54,519 --> 01:14:56,799
Oh, man, you're wrong.
He's from here.
1080
01:15:04,119 --> 01:15:07,079
-You out of your goddamn mind?
-Hey, Billy.
1081
01:15:07,239 --> 01:15:11,079
-Boss Hogg's gonna strip-mine Hazzard.
-Just hold your horses.
1082
01:15:11,239 --> 01:15:14,479
-Who's stripping?
-He's playing you, man.
1083
01:15:14,639 --> 01:15:17,239
-He paid you to come and race--
-Just save your breath.
1084
01:15:17,399 --> 01:15:20,239
-I already know.
-You already know?
1085
01:15:21,879 --> 01:15:25,359
-But this is your hometown.
-I hate to break this to you, Bo-Bo...
1086
01:15:25,559 --> 01:15:28,199
...but this place is a shithole.
1087
01:15:28,399 --> 01:15:31,919
If it wasn't a strip mine,
it'd be a strip mall.
1088
01:15:32,119 --> 01:15:33,559
[LAUGHING]
1089
01:15:33,999 --> 01:15:38,479
Kind of like one of them outlets where
everything's reduced prices and...
1090
01:15:38,679 --> 01:15:42,319
Hell, they don't even have an Outback
Steakhouse down here. Am I right?
1091
01:15:42,519 --> 01:15:45,359
-Right as pie, Billy.
BILLY: Saddle up, Dil.
1092
01:15:49,759 --> 01:15:54,079
Look at the bright side, Bo-Bo. At least
you didn't have to race me today.
1093
01:15:54,239 --> 01:15:58,039
Because I would've left that little Tonka
toy you drive at the starting stripe.
1094
01:15:58,239 --> 01:16:00,599
DIL: Tonka.
-I'm gonna kill him.
1095
01:16:00,759 --> 01:16:03,039
Hey, hey, hey!
1096
01:16:03,199 --> 01:16:05,439
-What about Uncle Jesse?
-Wanna ride this stag?
1097
01:16:05,599 --> 01:16:08,959
-You wanna rodeo with this clown?
-Uncle Jesse's old, Luke.
1098
01:16:09,159 --> 01:16:10,799
He's had a good run.
1099
01:16:10,959 --> 01:16:16,599
Besides, if he passes, God have mercy
on his soul, we get the farm.
1100
01:16:19,599 --> 01:16:22,719
I'm just playing with you, man.
Let's go get him.
1101
01:16:34,279 --> 01:16:35,999
They're here.
1102
01:16:38,479 --> 01:16:39,879
[LAUGHING]
1103
01:16:42,719 --> 01:16:43,879
Cooter, you ready out there?
1104
01:16:44,079 --> 01:16:46,039
COOTER [OVER RADIO]:
You get Rosco out of there...
1105
01:16:46,239 --> 01:16:47,799
...Daisy and I'll take
care of the rest.
1106
01:16:47,959 --> 01:16:50,719
What do you say we smoke
the varmint out of his hole?
1107
01:16:51,239 --> 01:16:52,399
[HORN PLAYING "DIXIE"]
1108
01:16:53,479 --> 01:16:56,799
LUKE: Hey, Rosco, come on out,
you fat son of a bitch!
1109
01:16:57,599 --> 01:16:58,839
[LAUGHING]
1110
01:17:03,159 --> 01:17:05,639
-Cletus, get your butt out there.
-Thank you, Rosco.
1111
01:17:19,879 --> 01:17:22,639
-Let me know if you're gonna puke!
-Oh, you'll know first!
1112
01:17:29,799 --> 01:17:33,159
ROSCO: All right, boys! Y'all come on
out of there with your hands up.
1113
01:17:34,959 --> 01:17:37,199
-Hey, Rosco!
-Hi, Boo-Boo.
1114
01:17:48,039 --> 01:17:50,319
I didn't know we had so many pigs
on the farm.
1115
01:17:58,559 --> 01:18:00,319
[GUNSHOTS]
1116
01:18:02,199 --> 01:18:05,359
-I call this "painting the fence."
-I think you missed a spot.
1117
01:18:09,399 --> 01:18:11,359
Look out, look out!
1118
01:18:11,599 --> 01:18:13,919
-You gonna get us out of here?
-I'm working on it!
1119
01:18:18,399 --> 01:18:20,239
[LAUGHING]
1120
01:18:26,119 --> 01:18:27,199
[SIRENS WAILING]
1121
01:18:29,919 --> 01:18:32,039
Man, they're hauling ass, pick it up!
1122
01:18:42,199 --> 01:18:44,439
-You gonna make that?
-I'm planning on it.
1123
01:18:47,479 --> 01:18:49,359
Hold on, Luke.
1124
01:18:51,479 --> 01:18:52,679
BOTH:
Whoa!
1125
01:18:53,079 --> 01:18:54,839
I'll go in this direction now!
1126
01:19:08,639 --> 01:19:11,479
All right, Jesse. I'm arresting those--
1127
01:19:11,999 --> 01:19:15,159
Jesse? Jesse?
1128
01:19:18,239 --> 01:19:20,199
Courthouse.
1129
01:19:28,559 --> 01:19:32,239
SHEEV: Attention!
Attention, good people of Hazzard!
1130
01:19:32,439 --> 01:19:35,319
Life as we know it is about to end.
1131
01:19:35,519 --> 01:19:40,279
As we speak, dark forces are conspiring
to strip-mine our land.
1132
01:19:40,439 --> 01:19:42,799
Follow me to the courthouse,
and we'll save you!
1133
01:19:42,999 --> 01:19:44,519
[CROWD SHOUTING]
1134
01:19:44,679 --> 01:19:48,839
Yeah, right, Sheev. Last year
the CIA was brainwashing our cows.
1135
01:19:49,439 --> 01:19:50,799
Get a job, man.
1136
01:19:50,999 --> 01:19:52,119
[CROWD LAUGHING]
1137
01:19:52,279 --> 01:19:53,959
Hey, Sheev. Sheev.
1138
01:19:54,119 --> 01:19:58,159
-Go back to your spaceship.
-I'm serious. Come on!
1139
01:19:59,319 --> 01:20:00,359
WOMAN:
Bye, Sheev.
1140
01:20:03,119 --> 01:20:04,479
[CROWD BOOING]
1141
01:20:06,679 --> 01:20:08,399
[SIRENS WAILING]
1142
01:20:11,999 --> 01:20:13,639
[GUNSHOTS]
1143
01:20:14,759 --> 01:20:16,679
It might be good
if you helped out here.
1144
01:20:16,839 --> 01:20:18,999
-Hell, move over, I'll drive.
-No way.
1145
01:20:19,199 --> 01:20:20,999
I'm still hoping to survive this thing.
1146
01:20:22,999 --> 01:20:24,679
Goddamn it. Son of a bitch.
1147
01:20:27,999 --> 01:20:30,919
I like the way you think, cuz.
Yeah, boy!
1148
01:20:49,519 --> 01:20:51,039
Hold on.
1149
01:21:05,919 --> 01:21:08,279
Lost Sheep, Lost Sheep,
are you out there?
1150
01:21:08,879 --> 01:21:10,039
Go for Lost Sheep.
1151
01:21:10,239 --> 01:21:12,439
-Free and clear.
LUKE: Good.
1152
01:21:12,639 --> 01:21:15,199
Sheev's making sure everyone
goes to the hearing.
1153
01:21:15,359 --> 01:21:17,079
-I'll see you in town.
LUKE: Over and out.
1154
01:21:17,279 --> 01:21:18,759
Let's get the hell out of here.
1155
01:21:24,039 --> 01:21:27,959
-Barn door, coming up.
-Yeah, I see it. Hold on!
1156
01:21:32,439 --> 01:21:33,759
[CHEERS]
1157
01:21:35,279 --> 01:21:36,839
[SCREAMING]
1158
01:21:50,399 --> 01:21:52,119
The General!
1159
01:21:52,319 --> 01:21:53,999
Let's head to the courthouse!
1160
01:21:58,319 --> 01:22:01,319
SHEEV: End of the World to Lost Sheep,
End of the World to Lost Sheep.
1161
01:22:01,479 --> 01:22:03,439
-Come in, Lost Sheep.
-What do you got?
1162
01:22:03,599 --> 01:22:05,959
-Everybody headed into town?
-That's a negative.
1163
01:22:06,119 --> 01:22:07,599
Repeat, that's a negative.
1164
01:22:07,799 --> 01:22:10,399
No one listened.
They threw hot dogs at us.
1165
01:22:11,199 --> 01:22:14,039
-Did you tell them about the strip mine?
-Of course I did.
1166
01:22:14,639 --> 01:22:17,759
Were you wearing a armadillo helmet
when you told them about it?
1167
01:22:20,079 --> 01:22:21,399
No.
1168
01:22:22,439 --> 01:22:23,919
LUKE:
Okay, Lost Sheep out.
1169
01:22:24,959 --> 01:22:26,599
No one's heading in to town?
1170
01:22:26,759 --> 01:22:30,759
If we don't get to that courthouse
by noon, there ain't gonna be no town.
1171
01:22:31,199 --> 01:22:32,679
[SIRENS WAILING]
1172
01:22:33,639 --> 01:22:37,399
-Well, we still got time for Plan B.
-I like Plan B.
1173
01:22:37,559 --> 01:22:38,839
-Plan B.
-Plan B.
1174
01:22:39,039 --> 01:22:41,399
BALLADEER: When you're
flying by the seat of your pants...
1175
01:22:41,559 --> 01:22:44,519
...nothing sounds more official
than a Plan B.
1176
01:22:46,159 --> 01:22:48,999
BO: Don't worry, cuz,
I'll get them to the courthouse.
1177
01:23:13,039 --> 01:23:16,319
This emergency hearing
is now in session.
1178
01:23:17,839 --> 01:23:20,039
Rosco, where is everybody?
1179
01:23:21,519 --> 01:23:22,879
I'm here.
1180
01:23:23,559 --> 01:23:24,879
Well, we have until noon.
1181
01:24:04,439 --> 01:24:05,759
[CHEERING]
1182
01:24:05,959 --> 01:24:10,279
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls...
1183
01:24:10,439 --> 01:24:15,399
...it's my honor today
to introduce my friend...
1184
01:24:15,599 --> 01:24:21,759
...and the friend of everybody in the
greatest state of the United States...
1185
01:24:24,559 --> 01:24:30,079
...the governor, James T. Applewhite!
1186
01:24:30,319 --> 01:24:32,639
Thank you. Thank you.
1187
01:24:33,959 --> 01:24:35,599
APPLEWHITE:
Ladies and gentlemen...
1188
01:24:35,759 --> 01:24:40,759
...welcome to the
70th Annual Hazzard Road Rally!
1189
01:24:43,079 --> 01:24:46,119
Drivers, start your engines!
1190
01:24:48,599 --> 01:24:50,679
[ENGINES REVVING]
1191
01:24:57,279 --> 01:25:01,599
Just have a couple piña coladas
waiting for me at the finish line, Dil.
1192
01:25:01,759 --> 01:25:03,599
Here comes the heat.
1193
01:25:06,319 --> 01:25:07,439
[GUNSHOT]
1194
01:25:07,599 --> 01:25:09,319
MAN 1:
There they go.
1195
01:25:15,199 --> 01:25:17,159
MAN 2:
Come on, come on, come on.
1196
01:25:32,879 --> 01:25:34,199
[CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
1197
01:25:34,359 --> 01:25:35,399
[HORN PLAYING "DIXIE"]
1198
01:25:36,519 --> 01:25:37,679
[CROWD CHEERING]
1199
01:25:38,119 --> 01:25:40,039
MAN:
He's in the race!
1200
01:25:44,319 --> 01:25:45,719
Yee-haw!
1201
01:26:11,359 --> 01:26:14,719
It has been confirmed that the
orange car that entered the race...
1202
01:26:14,919 --> 01:26:17,759
...is in fact the same car
that tore up Atlanta this morning.
1203
01:26:17,919 --> 01:26:22,079
It seems that the "orange-car fugitives"
are from right here in Hazzard County.
1204
01:26:22,239 --> 01:26:25,279
State and local authorities
are trying to subdue the vehicle...
1205
01:26:25,439 --> 01:26:27,039
...known as the General Lee.
1206
01:26:27,199 --> 01:26:31,079
Well, General-Lee speaking, I'd say those
cops are in for a pretty tough time.
1207
01:26:31,239 --> 01:26:33,399
I'm Rick Shakely.
Back to you, Marty.
1208
01:26:39,039 --> 01:26:42,239
This is Boss Hogg.
The Dukes are on the course.
1209
01:26:42,399 --> 01:26:44,599
[OVER RADIO] I want all
available vehicles...
1210
01:26:44,759 --> 01:26:48,279
...to shut down the road
to the courthouse!
1211
01:26:48,479 --> 01:26:50,879
-We're gonna need to clear a path.
-You got it.
1212
01:26:54,559 --> 01:26:58,879
Hey, Dil, what's the word
on those Céline Dion tickets?
1213
01:26:59,879 --> 01:27:03,959
Well, of course I wanna go backstage.
Don't be dumb.
1214
01:27:54,999 --> 01:27:56,079
Whoa!
1215
01:27:56,279 --> 01:27:57,439
Damn.
1216
01:28:10,759 --> 01:28:14,839
Enos. I want you
down to the courthouse. I--
1217
01:28:16,399 --> 01:28:17,839
Someone moved my car.
1218
01:28:19,679 --> 01:28:23,639
Enos, you dipstick,
did somebody move my car?
1219
01:28:24,199 --> 01:28:27,359
Hell, let's just sack up
and shoot the bastard.
1220
01:28:28,359 --> 01:28:29,719
[GUNSHOTS]
1221
01:28:29,879 --> 01:28:32,479
Holy shit!
1222
01:28:32,999 --> 01:28:35,039
Luke, where the hell are you?
1223
01:28:36,039 --> 01:28:38,119
LUKE:
Yee-haw!
1224
01:28:40,799 --> 01:28:41,999
[LAUGHING]
1225
01:28:45,839 --> 01:28:48,279
-Yee-haw!
-Whoa!
1226
01:28:50,639 --> 01:28:53,559
-Good God almighty.
-It's about time!
1227
01:28:53,719 --> 01:28:56,559
-How's the race going?
-How's it look like it's going?
1228
01:29:44,479 --> 01:29:45,959
JESSE:
Why, you dirty son of a bitch.
1229
01:29:49,799 --> 01:29:51,559
Hey, go easy on that.
1230
01:29:51,719 --> 01:29:55,719
For what I'm getting ready to do,
I don't wanna remember a lot of it.
1231
01:29:58,239 --> 01:29:59,759
Whoa!
1232
01:30:02,079 --> 01:30:03,879
You know why tornadoes and blonds...
1233
01:30:04,079 --> 01:30:06,079
-...are so much alike?
-No.
1234
01:30:06,279 --> 01:30:10,919
At first, there's a lot of sucking and
blowing, and then you lose your house.
1235
01:30:16,079 --> 01:30:18,919
Know what you get when you cross
a donkey with an onion?
1236
01:30:19,079 --> 01:30:20,639
-No.
-You get a piece of ass...
1237
01:30:20,799 --> 01:30:23,759
...that'll bring a tear to your eye.
1238
01:30:28,679 --> 01:30:30,239
You thinking about throwing it?
1239
01:30:30,439 --> 01:30:32,639
Oh, I'll throw it.
I was thinking about pussy.
1240
01:30:40,439 --> 01:30:42,519
You know why divorces
are so expensive?
1241
01:30:42,719 --> 01:30:45,279
-No.
-Because they're worth it.
1242
01:30:48,279 --> 01:30:50,319
Fire in the hole.
1243
01:30:56,199 --> 01:30:59,759
Hey, Bo, take it home.
The coast is clear.
1244
01:30:59,959 --> 01:31:01,159
[HONKING HORN]
1245
01:31:11,919 --> 01:31:13,799
DAISY:
Here we go again.
1246
01:31:13,959 --> 01:31:16,119
Okay, I'm gonna get those cops
to follow me.
1247
01:31:16,319 --> 01:31:19,119
When I do, tow those cruisers
out of the way.
1248
01:31:19,319 --> 01:31:21,199
Can do.
1249
01:31:35,239 --> 01:31:38,359
Excuse me, officers.
My car broke down up the street there...
1250
01:31:38,519 --> 01:31:40,839
...and I was wondering
if y'all could help me out.
1251
01:31:40,999 --> 01:31:43,879
Why, yes, ma'am.
We'll be happy to.
1252
01:31:44,079 --> 01:31:47,479
-Oh, you're sweet.
-Let's go.
1253
01:31:47,999 --> 01:31:51,519
Halt! Tough shit, honey.
You go fix your own car.
1254
01:31:51,719 --> 01:31:53,279
Ain't no one going anywhere.
1255
01:31:54,239 --> 01:31:56,359
What the hell are you doing?
1256
01:32:06,639 --> 01:32:07,999
Come on, General.
1257
01:32:39,319 --> 01:32:41,639
Hey, Dil, we got a late arrival!
1258
01:32:51,319 --> 01:32:53,039
Hey, Billy!
1259
01:33:03,039 --> 01:33:05,359
You're gonna pay for that, Bo-Bo.
1260
01:33:09,559 --> 01:33:11,999
I've had just about enough of you.
1261
01:33:23,159 --> 01:33:24,239
[CROWD CHEERING]
1262
01:33:24,439 --> 01:33:25,679
Here they come.
1263
01:33:41,799 --> 01:33:44,319
Of course I can feel him on my left!
Of course I can!
1264
01:33:49,279 --> 01:33:52,439
-Where is he getting this from?
-Hey, Billy!
1265
01:33:52,639 --> 01:33:54,039
He's playing with me!
1266
01:34:01,959 --> 01:34:04,639
-Come on.
-The General Lee has won the race.
1267
01:34:06,239 --> 01:34:07,839
I want him tested for steroids!
1268
01:34:11,639 --> 01:34:14,719
But Billy Prickett and the General Lee
haven't had quite enough driving.
1269
01:34:14,879 --> 01:34:16,799
They're still going.
1270
01:34:18,239 --> 01:34:20,519
MAN: Come on, y'all!
RICK: We'll interview these guys...
1271
01:34:20,679 --> 01:34:23,759
...if we have to chase after
them ourselves. Tito, start the van.
1272
01:34:24,319 --> 01:34:26,239
Better luck next time, Hogg.
1273
01:34:26,399 --> 01:34:27,919
Let's go, baby.
1274
01:34:35,719 --> 01:34:37,719
MAN:
Don't go home, really.
1275
01:34:39,959 --> 01:34:41,919
This is Boss Hogg.
1276
01:34:42,159 --> 01:34:46,959
That road better be shut down
tighter than a tick's ass.
1277
01:34:47,639 --> 01:34:50,159
Ten-four. Barricade's in place.
1278
01:34:56,039 --> 01:34:58,159
Rosco, is anyone coming?
1279
01:34:58,719 --> 01:35:02,799
-What, I ain't good enough for you?
-No comment.
1280
01:35:04,279 --> 01:35:06,839
Don't write that down.
Don't write that down.
1281
01:35:07,079 --> 01:35:10,079
-Are they coming?
-Oh, yeah, they're coming.
1282
01:35:10,239 --> 01:35:12,719
We got the whole town headed
to the courthouse.
1283
01:35:13,959 --> 01:35:17,199
-Daisy, we all clear?
DAISY [OVER RADIO]: Not exactly.
1284
01:35:17,359 --> 01:35:19,959
"Not exactly" could be a problem.
1285
01:35:20,199 --> 01:35:24,319
COOTER [OVER RADIO]: Bo? I think
we're gonna have to shoot the moon.
1286
01:35:39,759 --> 01:35:42,279
-What the hell are you doing, Cooter?
-Sorry, officer.
1287
01:35:42,479 --> 01:35:44,359
I heard a pretty lady needed a tow.
1288
01:35:47,559 --> 01:35:50,479
-Cooter.
-I can't hear you.
1289
01:35:50,639 --> 01:35:53,079
Cooter, what the hell are you doing?
1290
01:36:01,119 --> 01:36:03,479
Hey, Billy!
1291
01:36:03,639 --> 01:36:05,759
You think I was born
yesterday, Bo-Bo?
1292
01:36:07,039 --> 01:36:08,999
Oh, shit!
1293
01:36:17,279 --> 01:36:18,959
Holy shit.
1294
01:36:20,519 --> 01:36:22,479
BO:
Yee-haw!
1295
01:36:35,439 --> 01:36:38,119
Luke, I made it, but I don't know
how anybody else will.
1296
01:36:38,279 --> 01:36:41,159
That's okay, I got an idea!
1297
01:36:44,999 --> 01:36:46,839
Well, I'll see you on the other side.
1298
01:36:47,079 --> 01:36:48,279
Woo-hoo!
1299
01:36:52,839 --> 01:36:53,999
Whoa!
1300
01:36:56,199 --> 01:36:57,799
[HORNS HONKING]
1301
01:37:02,079 --> 01:37:04,159
Give me
your goddamn driver's license.
1302
01:37:04,399 --> 01:37:06,079
What license?
1303
01:37:12,919 --> 01:37:15,559
What are we waiting on, judge?
Let's finish this thing.
1304
01:37:15,719 --> 01:37:17,559
Well, I guess it's that time.
1305
01:37:17,719 --> 01:37:20,679
I just can't believe
that nobody wants to object.
1306
01:37:22,119 --> 01:37:25,839
All those in favor
of the strip-mining ordinance?
1307
01:37:27,599 --> 01:37:29,959
-They're gonna strip-mine Hazzard?
-Damn straight.
1308
01:37:30,119 --> 01:37:34,519
-How can they do that?
-Don't worry, we're about to stop them.
1309
01:37:35,679 --> 01:37:37,719
All those opposed?
1310
01:37:37,999 --> 01:37:39,559
[RATTLING AND
INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
1311
01:37:39,719 --> 01:37:42,319
What the hell is that?
Who locked that door?
1312
01:37:46,759 --> 01:37:49,359
-Oh, man, that's gonna hurt tomorrow.
BO: Your Honor!
1313
01:37:49,559 --> 01:37:54,039
I think we got some people who might
like to object to this strip-mining issue.
1314
01:37:54,479 --> 01:37:57,919
Okay, all those opposed
to the strip-mining ordinance?
1315
01:37:58,239 --> 01:37:59,599
[SHOUTING]
1316
01:38:00,959 --> 01:38:06,719
This court hereby declares that the
strip-mining ordinance is dismissed.
1317
01:38:06,879 --> 01:38:08,359
[CHEERING]
1318
01:38:12,119 --> 01:38:15,239
Thank you much. Thank you, Boss.
Hi, how y'all?
1319
01:38:15,479 --> 01:38:18,199
She might be a little low on gas.
1320
01:38:18,399 --> 01:38:20,359
Take that.
1321
01:38:21,479 --> 01:38:24,879
Were you really gonna strip-mine
Hazzard, Mr. Hogg?
1322
01:38:25,639 --> 01:38:28,239
I was thinking about it.
1323
01:38:29,319 --> 01:38:31,679
OFFICER 1: Out of the way.
OFFICER 2: Step aside, please.
1324
01:38:31,879 --> 01:38:33,159
OFFICER 3:
Excuse me, ma'am.
1325
01:38:34,559 --> 01:38:36,839
OFFICER 1: Get your hands up.
OFFICER 2: People, move back.
1326
01:38:36,999 --> 01:38:38,639
Hands up, hands up.
1327
01:38:38,799 --> 01:38:42,199
Okay. Looks like the party's over.
1328
01:38:42,399 --> 01:38:45,439
Damn right it is.
As long as I'm a county commissioner...
1329
01:38:45,599 --> 01:38:48,479
...for the great state of Georgia,
you two are gonna rot...
1330
01:38:48,639 --> 01:38:50,799
...in the penitentiary. Cuff him.
1331
01:38:50,959 --> 01:38:52,199
[CROWD SHOUTING]
1332
01:38:52,399 --> 01:38:53,679
MAN 1:
Let them go!
1333
01:38:53,999 --> 01:38:55,759
Let them go!
1334
01:38:55,919 --> 01:38:59,279
Excuse me, Rick Shakely. I think
the governor has a statement to make.
1335
01:38:59,479 --> 01:39:01,319
-Well, hot dog.
-I do?
1336
01:39:01,519 --> 01:39:03,999
Yes, sir. You wanted to comment
on how these boys...
1337
01:39:04,159 --> 01:39:06,479
...are the heroes
for saving Hazzard County.
1338
01:39:06,639 --> 01:39:09,639
MAN 1: That's right, governor!
MAN 2: Come on, governor!
1339
01:39:11,039 --> 01:39:12,999
Certainly, certainly.
1340
01:39:13,199 --> 01:39:16,759
As you know, I've always been
a great friend to the environment.
1341
01:39:17,199 --> 01:39:20,159
And these boys,
they're environmental heroes!
1342
01:39:21,919 --> 01:39:26,039
And because they're heroes, you're
gonna pardon them for all their crimes?
1343
01:39:29,239 --> 01:39:32,639
Moreover, as governor,
I hereby pardon these boys...
1344
01:39:32,799 --> 01:39:36,719
...of any and all offenses against
the great state of Georgia. Go Dogs!
1345
01:39:39,999 --> 01:39:43,679
Governor? I wanna thank you
for pardoning me too.
1346
01:39:43,839 --> 01:39:46,919
-Pardon you for what?
-For this.
1347
01:39:51,679 --> 01:39:54,159
Oh, what the hell. I pardon him too.
1348
01:39:56,439 --> 01:39:59,999
Here's to Hazzard County's
real favorite sons.
1349
01:40:03,479 --> 01:40:06,519
BALLADEER:
The day had been saved, as they say.
1350
01:40:06,719 --> 01:40:09,359
Hazzard was put back the way it was.
1351
01:40:09,519 --> 01:40:12,279
Boss Hogg had some explaining to do.
1352
01:40:12,479 --> 01:40:14,959
And the Dukes got their farm back
and celebrated...
1353
01:40:15,119 --> 01:40:18,439
...with a good old-fashioned
pig-picking barbecue.
1354
01:40:18,599 --> 01:40:21,759
Hey, Billy. Daisy, I think
you ought to get up there and sing.
1355
01:40:21,919 --> 01:40:25,599
-Oh, no. I only sing in the shower.
-I'll get the water running.
1356
01:40:25,799 --> 01:40:28,239
-Let's get Uncle Jesse to do it.
-Good idea.
1357
01:40:28,439 --> 01:40:31,759
Pauline, where's Uncle Jesse?
We want him to sing a song.
1358
01:40:31,919 --> 01:40:35,119
I think I might know where he is.
1359
01:40:39,239 --> 01:40:40,479
An apple?
1360
01:40:40,759 --> 01:40:43,639
An apple a day
will keep the doctor away, darling.
1361
01:40:43,799 --> 01:40:46,799
Come on, Jesse,
they want you to sing.
1362
01:40:46,999 --> 01:40:50,759
-Real refreshing.
-They are, aren't they?
1363
01:41:00,719 --> 01:41:02,439
It feels like old times again.
1364
01:41:02,639 --> 01:41:06,319
Yeah, except for now we don't
gotta worry about Bo finding out.
1365
01:41:06,519 --> 01:41:09,999
I swear you're the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
1366
01:41:10,159 --> 01:41:12,959
ANNETTE: You're sweet.
-Yeah.
1367
01:41:13,119 --> 01:41:15,319
I would really like to give you
a bath later.
1368
01:41:15,519 --> 01:41:17,679
Clean you up real nice.
Would you like that?
1369
01:41:17,839 --> 01:41:21,079
-I'd like that.
LUKE: Yeah. Yeah.
1370
01:41:21,239 --> 01:41:25,039
[WHISPERS]
Don't worry about her. She's crazy.
1371
01:41:25,559 --> 01:41:26,759
[TAPPING ON WINDOW]
1372
01:41:31,559 --> 01:41:33,079
Hey there, Laurie.
1373
01:41:33,239 --> 01:41:36,319
You forgot to make your delivery
this week, Luke Duke.
1374
01:41:36,839 --> 01:41:39,959
-Go, Bo, go.
-Luke, you man-whore.
1375
01:41:40,679 --> 01:41:43,319
LAURIE:
You get back here, you bastard!
1376
01:41:43,479 --> 01:41:44,919
BALLADEER:
See y'all later.
1377
01:41:45,919 --> 01:41:46,999
[GUNSHOTS]
1378
01:41:47,199 --> 01:41:48,759
[SINGING "GOOD OL' BOYS"]
1379
01:41:58,999 --> 01:42:00,679
MAN:
Okay, this is A-camera marker.
1380
01:42:00,839 --> 01:42:03,959
-Actually, she's my cousin.
-That don't make a difference to me.
1381
01:42:04,119 --> 01:42:08,119
Hell, long as she's your sister.
What the fuck did I just say?
1382
01:42:13,239 --> 01:42:17,039
Don't you know you're not supposed
to wear white after Labor Day?
1383
01:42:19,999 --> 01:42:22,039
MAN: Come on, cut that out.
-Seann.
1384
01:42:22,239 --> 01:42:24,399
Do I need to mark this thing?
1385
01:42:24,599 --> 01:42:26,399
MAN [OVER RADIO]:
It's called common markers.
1386
01:42:26,599 --> 01:42:28,479
I wonder if Richard Burton
ever had to do that.
1387
01:43:10,599 --> 01:43:14,159
What the fuck?
That's the kiss you guys are having?
1388
01:43:14,359 --> 01:43:17,239
What the fuck?
I'm a total fucking moron.
1389
01:43:17,399 --> 01:43:20,039
MAN: It gets longer and longer.
-Come on.
1390
01:43:20,239 --> 01:43:23,759
How these boys are the heroes for--
Oh, my Lord.
1391
01:43:23,919 --> 01:43:26,279
BAKER: Every time I look
at her titties, she loses her line.
1392
01:43:26,439 --> 01:43:28,079
[LAUGHING]
1393
01:43:28,559 --> 01:43:31,079
MAN [OVER RADIO]: I love it
except for the hair in your eyes.
1394
01:43:31,239 --> 01:43:32,799
-I know.
-How's my hair?
1395
01:43:32,959 --> 01:43:34,039
MAN:
Okay.
1396
01:43:34,199 --> 01:43:35,799
How'd you miss that?
1397
01:43:35,959 --> 01:43:38,439
MAN [OVER RADIO]:
Gonna take your hands off the wheel?
1398
01:43:38,599 --> 01:43:39,919
He showed me his balls.
1399
01:43:40,079 --> 01:43:42,879
Sorry. Okay, okay. We'll do it again.
Okay, keep going.
1400
01:43:43,039 --> 01:43:44,959
For your...
1401
01:43:46,879 --> 01:43:49,759
-Don't tell me, it rhymes with "anus."
MAN [WHISPERS]: Heinous.
1402
01:43:49,919 --> 01:43:52,239
For your heinous crimes.
1403
01:43:52,399 --> 01:43:55,399
Have you been running this
around the clock, Uncle Jesse?
1404
01:43:55,759 --> 01:43:57,079
[GIBBERING]
1405
01:44:05,319 --> 01:44:09,239
Did I say "shit" or "hell" that time?
With "ass" or "dick"? I said "hell"?
1406
01:44:10,959 --> 01:44:14,719
SCOTT:
Dang it, a little help. A little help.
1407
01:44:15,999 --> 01:44:18,519
MAN 1: Cut it.
MAN 2: Cut.
1408
01:44:18,719 --> 01:44:23,799
SCOTT: Come on, be a bro, be a bro.
Get it away! Come on. Get it away!
1409
01:44:23,959 --> 01:44:25,639
MAXWELL: Move over.
-Hey.
1410
01:44:25,839 --> 01:44:29,079
-There weren't any bananas.
-Oh, that's okay.
1411
01:44:30,079 --> 01:44:33,999
-Where's Bo?
-To hell with Bo, it's Boo!
1412
01:44:34,159 --> 01:44:35,639
Lunch!
1413
01:44:40,959 --> 01:44:42,719
Thank you very much.
1414
01:44:44,559 --> 01:44:47,679
Look at me, I'm flying. I'm flying!
1415
01:44:47,839 --> 01:44:51,279
Oh, it's so much fun. I'm okay.
1416
01:46:53,119 --> 01:46:55,079
[ENGLISH SDH]